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Y-chromosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into two incompatible accounts of the journey home. Elmus was Y-chromosomed and gave the driver two different addresses with equal confidence. Y-frontsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where finding the fastening is a substantial part of the journey home. Martise got Y-frontsed before last orders and required both hands to manage the coat.
Y-intersectioned adj. Drunk and repeatedly reaching the same three-way decision outside the pub without taking any route. Carmelite became Y-intersectioned and revisited the taxi, bus and walking options for twenty minutes. Y-jacked adj. Drunk to the point where one invitation has been split between two unrelated after-hours destinations. Arlos got Y-jacked and invited the barman to both the curry house and his sister's flat. Y-junctioned adj. Drunk enough to regard every meeting of routes as a fresh opportunity to change your mind. Orbin was Y-junctioned and changed direction at every corner after leaving the pub. Y-mazed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that two possible routes still lead to the same missing coat. Ritvik became Y-mazed between the taxi rank and the station, carrying somebody else's scarf. Y-mothed adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the small silver shape above the doorway is not an instruction to continue drinking. Akela got Y-mothed and followed a moth-shaped sign towards the closed side entrance. Y-shaped coffinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening's social routes permanently divided, though the coat remains recoverable. Chary got Y-shaped coffinned and left by three doors before finding the correct taxi. Y-splittered adj. Drunk, with the result that one departure becomes two journeys and neither reaches home directly. Rasaan became Y-splittered and sent half the group towards the station with his umbrella. Y-winged adj. Slowed by drink to three cautious movements, while somehow eliminating every sensible option for getting home. Nately went Y-winged and spent ten minutes selecting a route that avoided every open pavement. y-axised adj. Drunk, with the result that every account acquires a vertical scale and the top value is always yours. y-intercepted adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the vertical line between quiet observation and asking the landlord for a microphone. Weyland went y-intercepted and addressed the entire pub from beside the fruit machine. y-winged adj. Drunk and arranging three separate thoughts so that a fourth, entirely unrelated one disappears.
y-worded adj. Drunk to the point where a forbidden word becomes the only contribution to every conversation.
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