Y Fennied
Y-shaped coffinned

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Y Fennied adj. A drinker who treats mustard, ale and the next round as a coherent cheese course. Conchata got Y Fennied and ordered mustard for the table before last orders. Y cabled adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is split between two destinations before the coats are found. Ascher got Y cabled and gave directions to the station and the kebab shop simultaneously.
Y chromosomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired one extra certainty and lost the other. Dashay got Y chromosomed and declared the last bus both imminent and impossible. Y currented adj. Reduced by drink to following one branch of the night's electrical arrangement while the others continue without you. Lapriel got Y currented and spent the walk home following only the pub sign's glow. Y levelled adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears measurable, provided one remains perfectly still. Elna was Y levelled, inspecting the table with a surveyor's concentration before sitting down. Y theodolited adj. Loosened by drink into taking bearings from the doorway while the evening branches in three directions. Kahlin got Y theodolited and aligned the taxi queue with the nearest kebab shop. Y wormed adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the evening's increasing gap between intention and action on everyone else. Misayo got Y wormed and accused the taxi rank of swallowing the entire party. Y'd (/waɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every route divides into two arms and neither points home. Quatavia was Y'd at the foot of the stairs, unable to choose between the hallway and kitchen. Y-chromosomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into two incompatible accounts of the journey home. Elmus was Y-chromosomed and gave the driver two different addresses with equal confidence. Y-frontsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where finding the fastening is a substantial part of the journey home. Ellieana was Y-frontsed and treated the lavatory queue as a navigational expedition. Y-intersectioned adj. Drunk and repeatedly reaching the same three-way decision outside the pub without taking any route. Carmelite became Y-intersectioned and revisited the taxi, bus and walking options for twenty minutes. Y-jacked adj. Drunk to the point where one invitation has been split between two unrelated after-hours destinations. Arlos got Y-jacked and invited the barman to both the curry house and his sister's flat. Y-junctioned adj. Drunk enough to regard every meeting of routes as a fresh opportunity to change your mind. Orbin was Y-junctioned and changed direction at every corner after leaving the pub. Y-mazed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that two possible routes still lead to the same missing coat. Ritvik became Y-mazed between the taxi rank and the station, carrying somebody else's scarf. Y-mothed adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the small silver shape above the doorway is not an instruction to continue drinking. Akela got Y-mothed and followed a moth-shaped sign towards the closed side entrance.
Y-shaped coffinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening's social routes permanently divided, though the coat remains recoverable. Chary got Y-shaped coffinned and left by three doors before finding the correct taxi.
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