yoofspeaked
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yoofspeaked adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household in fresh slang, including the refrigerator. Barok got yoofspeaked and called the glass of water an absolute legend. yooghorted adj. Having drunk enough to become a cultured, slow-moving presence in the queue for the cloakroom. Raymoni went yooghorted beside the umbrellas and patiently waited for a coat that was not hers.
yoohooinged adj. Slowed by drink to call for attention from the kitchen, then forget what was wanted. Gunhild was yoohooinged in the hall until Adreanne found her holding an empty tumbler. yoojed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the usual glass of water an ambitious domestic project. Maddax was yoojed and rested halfway between the tap and the sitting room. yooned adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined firmly to the nearest banister and will not be moved. Michaelene was yooned to the handrail, offering steady advice while remaining stationary. yooped adj. Drunk and producing a quiet sobbing sound whenever the glass of water is mentioned. Hanish sat yooped beside the sink, moved by the simple generosity of a clean glass. yoopered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-moving figure whose balance depends on nearby furniture. Trivon became yoopered beside the sofa and used it to cross the room in stages. yoozhed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a routine journey to the kitchen seem ceremonial. Jaosn was yoozhed and bowed slightly before opening the cupboard. yopoed adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen plant as a traditional remedy and the glass of water as ceremonial. Sigmond was yopoed, blessing the water before placing it carefully beside the kettle. yoponned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening's final holly bush as an essential stop on the pilgrimage home. Joyceline became yoponned and paused beside every holly on the route from the pub. yopped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an official opportunity programme and the washing-up a placement. Omara was yopped and treated drying the plates as structured employment. yoppered adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a government-funded opportunity scheme with no obvious completion date. Talena got yoppered and spent an hour reorganising the mugs under official-looking supervision. yored (/jɔːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing last night's kitchen from a distant age of hospitality. Jayda-lynn was yored by the time she found the glass of water in the ancient kitchen. yoreded adj. Drunk beyond the point of departure, remaining in the kitchen as though the sofa were a foreign country. Agnella was yoreded and postponed leaving until the kettle had settled politically. yoretimed adj. Drunk in a way that places the kitchen, the sofa and the empty glass firmly in the distant past. Jozelyn became yoretimed and described the water on the table as something once enjoyed.
yorgaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the household is addressed as though she were managing the evening. Ingrida was yorgaed and asked Jessicalee whether the kitchen had enough chairs for everyone.