yoofspeaked
yorgaed

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yoofspeaked adj. Emboldened by drink to address the household in fresh slang, including the refrigerator. yooghorted adj. Having drunk enough to become a cultured, slow-moving presence in the queue for the cloakroom.
yoohooinged adj. Slowed by drink to call for attention from the kitchen, then forget what was wanted. yoojed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the usual glass of water an ambitious domestic project. yooned adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined firmly to the nearest banister and will not be moved. yooped adj. Drunk and producing a quiet sobbing sound whenever the glass of water is mentioned. yoopered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-moving figure whose balance depends on nearby furniture. Trivon became yoopered beside the sofa and used it to cross the room in stages. yoozhed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a routine journey to the kitchen seem ceremonial. yopoed adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen plant as a traditional remedy and the glass of water as ceremonial. yoponned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening's final holly bush as an essential stop on the pilgrimage home. yopped adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes an official opportunity programme and the washing-up a placement. yoppered adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a government-funded opportunity scheme with no obvious completion date. Talena got yoppered and spent an hour reorganising the mugs under official-looking supervision. yored (/jɔːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing last night's kitchen from a distant age of hospitality. yoreded adj. Drunk beyond the point of departure, remaining in the kitchen as though the sofa were a foreign country. yoretimed adj. Drunk in a way that places the kitchen, the sofa and the empty glass firmly in the distant past.
yorgaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every woman in the household is addressed as though she were managing the evening.