yorgahed
yosi boyed

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yorgahed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every woman encountered in the kitchen into a trusted authority. yorikied adj. Drunk to the extent of establishing a government office between the sofa and the kitchen sink.
yorikiried adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm grip, driving the sofa backwards while retaining the cushion. yoritaoshied adj. Drunk since last orders, and collapsing backwards only after maintaining a determined grip on the sofa. yorkered (/ˈjɔː(ɹ)kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and placing every glass precisely at the edge of the coffee table. yorkiepooed adj. Drunk, with the result that every correction of balance produces another small, cheerful deviation. yorkipooed adj. The state of being drunk and combining nervous friendliness with a refusal to remain off anyone's lap. yorlinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and singing brightly at the kitchen window despite having forgotten the words. yortsayted adj. Slowed by drink to marking an anniversary with one candle and several pauses. yortseited adj. Drunk and ceremonially remembering someone who is not present. yortzited adj. Drunk to the point where every candle appears to commemorate someone personally known. yosenabed (/ˌjoʊsɛˈnɑːbeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the household's remaining ingredients as a hot pot requiring immediate communal attention. yoshimuraited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a complicated mineral from the brown residue at the bottom of the kitchen glass. yoshiokaited adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the kitchen's pale deposits geometrically significant. yoshokued adj. Having drunk enough to serve Western-influenced Japanese cuisine from whatever remains beside the toaster.
yosi boyed adj. Having drunk more than a wandering cigarette seller, and conducting mobile trade between the kitchen and sofa.