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yoted (/ˈjəʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the morning's conversation to short calls from another room. yotizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives each modest vowel the dignity of a royal proclamation. Nyari grew yotizationed and delivered the pub's shortest word at considerable length.
yotsu-zumoed adj. You are drunk and gripping the sofa, refusing to release it while being guided towards the kitchen. yotsugaked adj. Drunk enough to require four fingers covered before attempting the next round. yottabited adj. Drunk past the point of counting anything smaller than the entire pub's supply of information. Aymee went yottabited and counted every crisp in the bowl twice. yottabyted (/ˈjɒtəbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond the capacity of the evening to store another recollection. Kailum got yottabyted and forgot the landlord's name before reaching the door. yottagramed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every object in the bar the apparent weight of a planet. yottagrammed adj. Drunk, with the result that lifting a pint becomes a matter for mechanical assistance. yottahertzed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's background hum seem personally addressed. yottajouled adj. Drunk to the extent of releasing enough energy to make opening the crisps feel industrial. Carlysha got yottajouled and opened the packet with unnecessary ceremony. yottalitered adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity of drink better measured by reservoir than by glass. yottalitred adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of finding another vessel for the evening. Naiima was yottalitred and poured water into a vase after the glasses ran out. yottametered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the distance to the lavatory in geological terms. yottametred adj. Drunk by closing time, and covering distances chiefly by leaning between fixed points. yottaparsecked adj. Still drunk, and separated from the taxi rank by an astronomical distance measured entirely in regret.
yottaseconded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a moment from an age, or last orders from a historical event.
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