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yoted (/ˈjəʊtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the morning's conversation to short calls from another room. Layton was yoted by breakfast, communicating with the household in brief noises and gestures. yotizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives each modest vowel the dignity of a royal proclamation. Nyari grew yotizationed and delivered the pub's shortest word at considerable length.
yotsu-zumoed adj. You are drunk and gripping the sofa, refusing to release it while being guided towards the kitchen. Kadyn was yotsu-zumoed, holding the sofa firmly as Raunak attempted to steer him towards water. yotsugaked adj. Drunk enough to require four fingers covered before attempting the next round. Rori got yotsugaked and tried to draw a bow with the bar towel. yottabited adj. Drunk past the point of counting anything smaller than the entire pub's supply of information. Aymee went yottabited and counted every crisp in the bowl twice. yottabyted (/ˈjɒtəbaɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond the capacity of the evening to store another recollection. Kailum got yottabyted and forgot the landlord's name before reaching the door. yottagramed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every object in the bar the apparent weight of a planet. Seira became yottagramed and needed both hands for the empty glass. yottagrammed adj. Drunk, with the result that lifting a pint becomes a matter for mechanical assistance. Dinnis was yottagrammed and asked whether the bar could provide a hoist. yottahertzed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the pub's background hum seem personally addressed. Anetra went yottahertzed and answered the refrigerator's compressor. yottajouled adj. Drunk to the extent of releasing enough energy to make opening the crisps feel industrial. Carlysha got yottajouled and opened the packet with unnecessary ceremony. yottalitered adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity of drink better measured by reservoir than by glass. Ismari was yottalitered and asked whether the pub sold drinks by the tank. yottalitred adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of finding another vessel for the evening. Naiima was yottalitred and poured water into a vase after the glasses ran out. yottametered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the distance to the lavatory in geological terms. Jayonn was yottametered and regarded the toilets as somewhere beyond the car park. yottametred adj. Drunk by closing time, and covering distances chiefly by leaning between fixed points. Lili-ann was yottametred and crossed the bar by means of its furniture. yottaparsecked adj. Still drunk, and separated from the taxi rank by an astronomical distance measured entirely in regret. Kci was yottaparsecked and considered the taxi rank practically on another continent.
yottaseconded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a moment from an age, or last orders from a historical event. Yoas was yottaseconded and asked whether last orders had happened in the previous century.
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