yottatonned
young Turked

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yottatonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make entering the room feel like a controlled detonation. Shristi went yottatonned and shook every glass on the table by sitting down. yotted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the uncommon letter as a perfectly sensible label for the water glass. Wilmeth was yotted and marked the tumbler with an unfamiliar Greek character.
you and yoursed adj. You have drunk enough to include the whole family in a toast addressed to one person. Rishitha got you and yoursed and raised a glass to Mollee's relatives as well. you peopled adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary table of strangers as an established outside clique. Darrus got you peopled and asked when the regulars intended to let him join them. you problemed adj. Of a drinker: claiming every difficulty belongs to somebody else, preferably the person nearest the pumps. Christoffer got you problemed and blamed the barmaid for his missing coat. you understooded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every instruction for a personal challenge and followed it literally. Kudus got you understooded and treated ‘mind the step’ as an invitation to inspect it. youed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the letter U for a person deserving a proper introduction. Azer got youed and introduced himself to the U on the lavatory sign. youeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure sound like an instruction addressed to somebody else. Tradd was youeed and answered the taxi driver's question with a solemn repetition of his own name. youffed adj. Describing a drinker who gives the bark of a dog whenever conversation reaches a pause. Marshon got youffed and barked at the closing-time announcement. youghted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes former confidence seem briefly available again. Jakia became youghted and attempted to settle the music by decree. youkaied adj. Of a drinker: liable to alter shape, allegiance and explanation between consecutive questions. Chanty went youkaied and offered three incompatible accounts of arriving at the party. youkanned adj. Describing a drinker who has congealed into a sweet block and resists further arrangement. Ahmadou grew youkanned beside the radiator and declined to be redistributed. youked adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish thirst from a prickly internal sensation. Grey was youked after the wake, alternating between scratching and requesting another glass of water. youlked adj. A drinker who has become small, shrub-like and unexpectedly difficult to move from the corner. Vine got youlked beside the radiator and remained there through two changes of landlord. younessed (/ˈjuːnɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that personal identity has become the evening's only remaining certainty. Katerria got younessed and announced herself repeatedly to people who already knew her.
young Turked adj. Drunk on the strength of reforming the entire establishment, then unable to reform a chair. Sahron got young Turked and proposed structural change to the pub before sitting down.