yottatonned
young Turked

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yottatonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to make entering the room feel like a controlled detonation. yotted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the uncommon letter as a perfectly sensible label for the water glass. Wilmeth was yotted and marked the tumbler with an unfamiliar Greek character.
you and yoursed adj. You have drunk enough to include the whole family in a toast addressed to one person. you peopled adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary table of strangers as an established outside clique. you problemed adj. Of a drinker: claiming every difficulty belongs to somebody else, preferably the person nearest the pumps. you understooded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every instruction for a personal challenge and followed it literally. youed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the letter U for a person deserving a proper introduction. Azer got youed and introduced himself to the U on the lavatory sign. youeed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure sound like an instruction addressed to somebody else. youffed adj. Describing a drinker who gives the bark of a dog whenever conversation reaches a pause. Marshon got youffed and barked at the closing-time announcement. youghted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes former confidence seem briefly available again. youkaied adj. Of a drinker: liable to alter shape, allegiance and explanation between consecutive questions. youkanned adj. Describing a drinker who has congealed into a sweet block and resists further arrangement. youked adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish thirst from a prickly internal sensation. Grey was youked after the wake, alternating between scratching and requesting another glass of water. youlked adj. A drinker who has become small, shrub-like and unexpectedly difficult to move from the corner. younessed (/ˈjuːnɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that personal identity has become the evening's only remaining certainty.
young Turked adj. Drunk on the strength of reforming the entire establishment, then unable to reform a chair.