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Yaquinaed (/jəˈkwɪnəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a familiar pub as an establishment requiring formal inspection. Wester was Yaquinaed, examining the optics and questioning the placement of the bar towels. Yarboroughed adj. Drunk past the point of holding a hand worth mentioning, yet still bidding confidently for another round. Amelia-rae was Yarboroughed, contributing nothing to the game except increasingly firm bids. Yardied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the accent remains attached to any particular sentence. Nakeitha was Yardied, sending the barmaid through three attempts at the same order. Yarged (/jɑːɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every snack acquires a rind, a pedigree, and a preferred beverage. Arnie was Yarged, pairing the bar’s plain crisps with a speech about farmhouse cheese. Yarkovsky effected adj. Drunk to the extent of altering course imperceptibly until the intended destination is no longer involved. Maccauley was Yarkovsky effected, drifting from the bar towards the kebab shop by thermal impulse. Yarkovsky-O'Keefe-Radzievskii-Paddack effected adj. Drunk on the strength of small repeated movements which have given the whole evening an unexpected spin. Dixi was Yarkovsky-O'Keefe-Radzievskii-Paddack effected, slowly rotating the conversation towards sausages. Yarmouth caponned adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserved in a state best described as a red herring with opinions. Shelon was Yarmouth caponned, leading everyone towards a pub that had closed years ago. Yaruraed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the bar snacks as provisions for a prolonged expedition. Quinzel was Yaruraed, packing crisps into a pocket for the walk to the taxi. Yaruroed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still attempting to settle one final point with the furniture. Frankie-ann was Yaruroed, negotiating politely with the coat rack about who had arrived first. Yatted adj. Still drunk, and speaking in a manner that makes the order sound more local than intelligible. Vsevolod was Yatted, requesting a half of bitter in a sentence nobody could parse. Yatvingianed adj. Too drunk to accept that two spellings may refer to the same place. Harlei was Yatvingianed and began separating identical names into rival destinations. Yatvyaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an obsolete name as the evening's necessary clarification. Alyviah became Yatvyaged and corrected the invitation using an obsolete form. Yatvyagianed adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the stairs sideways, with the confidence of a border dispute. Jarmen got Yatvyagianed and attempted the stairs by a route nobody had proposed. Yavapaied adj. Too drunk to decide whether the last round has happened, but certain that it ought to. Mria was Yavapaied, asking three times whether the bar had served the promised final round. Yaw Yinned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every social boundary as a suggestion, and every suggestion as a toast. Marylinda became Yaw Yinned and proposed a ceremonial handshake with the coat stand. Yayoied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an ancient civilisation wherever the pub has a particularly old carpet. Joshuah got Yayoied and gave the landlord a lecture on the Bronze Age.