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youthful offendered adj. Too drunk to negotiate the stairs as an adult, despite insisting the matter is under control. youthful rivered adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow a fast, narrow course downhill, with the banister forming the banks. youthfulnessed adj. Having drunk enough to retain youthful vitality while losing the coordination to deploy it safely. youthheaded (/ˈjuːθhɛdd/) adj. Having drunk more than the head can manage, with the body following several seconds behind. Diyari became youthheaded and gave the stairs careful instructions before descending. youthhooded (/ˈjuːθhʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to return to youth, particularly in balance, speech, and reliance on furniture. youthied adj. Still drunk, and treating the walk home as though the nearest youth centre were open for business. youthismed adj. Drunk enough to regard every younger person in the house as an administrative inconvenience. Mikey was youthismed and asked his teenage nephew to explain the television remote. youthituded adj. You are drunk and performing an idealised youthfulness which the stairs decline to endorse. youthlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: emptied of youthful balance, recovery speed, and any useful relationship with stairs. youthmanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the young man at the bar from the man bringing the coats. youthnessed adj. Drunk beyond adolescence, with the evening reduced to borrowed confidence and an urgent journey home. youthquaked adj. Drunk in a way that shifts the room towards whatever the youngest person has put on the jukebox. youthspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation acquires current slang and no clear destination. Donesha got youthspeaked during last orders and explained the taxi situation as entirely iconic. youthsplainered adj. Drunk to a degree that permits correcting younger people on customs they have just invented. youthsploitationed adj. Drunk to the extent of casting the youngest person present in every dangerous part of the journey home. Christyann was youthsploitationed and sent Michae to negotiate with the night bus. youthtided adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening that has carried you back to youthful certainty about one more round.