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youthtimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and returned to the childhood conviction that bedtime is negotiable. Ericc was youthtimed and asked whether the taxi could stop for chips before reaching home. youthweared adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for a much younger person’s understanding of the night ahead. Shimeeka arrived youthweared at last orders, wearing trainers unsuitable for any journey home. youthworked adj. Drunk to a degree that balance requires coordinated community support and gentle integration. Tenina got youthworked and was guided towards the stairs by two patient neighbours. youthworted adj. Drunk by closing time, and round-leaved in the corner while the final taxis depart. Romeo was youthworted beside the coat rack, apparently waiting for the leaves to settle. youtiaoed (/ˈjoʊtjaʊd/) adj. Too drunk to remain straight for the journey home, having become a fried stick of misplaced confidence. Alveta was youtiaoed by last orders and leaned along the bar like a warm pastry. youzhed adj. Drunk on the strength of familiar domestic objects, each now offering questionable guidance. Fareed was youzhed and followed the sofa's arm towards the kitchen. yowed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the cloakroom’s woollens as a flock requiring careful shepherding home. Galin was yowed after the final round and gathered three strangers’ coats for the journey. yowied (/ˈjaʊwid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and acquired an Australian monster’s approach to the last bus. Hollie-mae became yowied and was glimpsed lumbering past the taxi rank without a coat. yowled adj. You have drunk enough to produce a prolonged cry whenever the bill, the coats, or the taxi is mentioned. Tazia yowled when last orders were announced, as though the pub had suffered a personal betrayal. yowlered adj. You are drunk and providing the prolonged animal cry by which the departing party locates you. Zakariah was yowlered behind the bus shelter, calling the names of people already in the taxi. yowleyed adj. Of a drinker: yellowhammer-bright and chirping insistently through the coat collection at closing time. Ava was yowleyed by last orders and sang brightly while searching for a borrowed scarf. yowlinged adj. Of a drinker who has made the sound of an animal the principal means of arranging transport. Fantasha was yowlinged outside the pub, communicating with the taxi rank by sustained cries. yowlringed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a bright, repetitive complaint of every small morning inconvenience. Tanekia was yowlringed by eight, announcing each creaking floorboard as a fresh grievance. yoxtered adj. Describing a drinker who has returned from the pub before the evening was properly finished. Breyton was yoxtered from the bar after last orders and found himself unexpectedly back at home. yoyoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly returning to the conversation from which you had just departed. Vermelle was yoyoed, appearing at each table with the same anecdote wound neatly around her. ypakoed adj. A drinker who proclaims the good news of another round, despite the bar having closed. Syed became ypakoed and announced the availability of drinks to a thoroughly empty pub.