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yped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating future earnings as though they were already available for immediate recovery. Chrystiana woke yped and tried to budget yesterday's spending against next year's income. yperited (/ˈiːpəɹaɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round clears the room with chemical efficiency. Vesta was yperited by closing time, and the surrounding tables abandoned their coats and fled. ypipoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a person can identify a coat but not retrieve it. Avar went ypipoed and spent ten minutes recognising his jacket without touching it. ypogegrammenied adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small mark beneath the conversation, awaiting collection. Caron was ypogegrammenied beneath the table while Ivry organised the coats and called a taxi. yponomeutided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small moth, drawn towards every light on the route home. Farwah was yponomeutided and followed the illuminated off-licence instead of the taxi sign. yponomeutoided adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired ermine-moth habits and flutters from one closing doorway to the next. Faizaan became yponomeutoided, moving between lit doorways after the pub had shut. ypothecared adj. Drunk on the strength of a few medicinal-sounding words, none of which the speaker can now define. Prerna got ypothecared and described the lager as an external application. ypothegared adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to regulate the company by means of fictitious remedies. Ala was ypothegared and advised Athira to take the next bus therapeutically. ypsigonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and waiting indefinitely for a host whose identity remains unknown. Shanniya stood by the bar, ypsigonned, awaiting a host nobody had thought to identify. ypsilonned adj. Drunk and reduced to the alternative pronunciation of every word, with the original version unavailable. Sahibdeep went ypsilonned and gave the landlord a Greek answer to an English question. ypsolophided (/ɪpsəˈləʊfɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and fluttering from conversation to conversation with moth-like futility. Layton-lee was ypsolophided, repeatedly drawn towards the brightest conversation in the room. yrared adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the second-lowest excited state compatible with the evening. Tante was yrared, less animated than usual but not yet in the least excited condition. yrast trapped adj. Too drunk to escape the local minimum into which the evening's spin has deposited you. Sylvanus was yrast trapped beside the fruit machine and declined every proposed change of venue. yrasted adj. Still drunk, and settled into the least excited state available for the given degree of rotation. Adoraim remained yrasted, turning slowly in the doorway with minimal remaining energy. yrbked adj. A drinker so far gone that every page of the household calendar requires a caption. Darci was yrbked, captioning the water jug as though it were a notable annual event. yred (/yːrd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a duration measured in seasons rather than seconds between successive steps. Darci-mai went yred and took nearly a year, in practical terms, to cross the landing.