yufted
yuked

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yufted adj. Drunk on the strength of an old conviction that toughness is best demonstrated by ordering another. Lones got yufted and called the leather booth an argument for staying indefinitely. yugadaed adj. Still drunk, and confidently assigning every room, queue, and argument its own acreage. Tesher remained yugadaed and attempted to divide the kitchen into thirty-hectare plots.
yugaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating a minor delay as an entire historical epoch. Aydan became yugaed and declared the missing taxi a new age of transport. yugaried adj. Sufficiently drunk to withdraw into a hard little shell while retaining culinary significance. Mamadu grew yugaried and guarded the last canapé with molluscan determination. yugawaralited adj. Too drunk to make a decision without first classifying its mineral composition and structural symmetry. Buddy became yugawaralited and rejected the sofa after inspecting its alleged crystal alignment. yugened adj. Loosened by drink into a quiet appreciation of the kitchen light and the glass beside it. Lukka sat by the sink, yugened, admiring the water as though it had arranged itself. yugged adj. Drunk by the third round, and making decisions on a timescale usually reserved for geological eras. Zaineb grew yugged and postponed choosing a dessert until the restaurant closed. yugharded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably hold, and setting during the journey home. Sanya was yugharded by the station, where the bench accepted her without discussion. yughurted adj. You have drunk enough to turn the walk home into a slow process of becoming stationary. Joshuar went yughurted between the pub and the taxi rank, stopping beside every convenient wall. yuhinaed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a small, bright commotion among the cushions and crockery. Brookston, yuhinaed, announced the arrival of the kettle from the sofa. yuied adj. The condition of a drinker who climbs slowly through the evening and settles permanently against the wall. Rumana became yuied beside the fridge and declined the sofa on botanical grounds. yuk hwed adj. Drunk beyond seasoning, preferring the unembellished truth of cold leftovers and plain water. Aurora-mae was yuk hwed by midnight, eating cold beef straight from the container. yukaed adj. Drunk and keeping the kitchen moving with a steady rhythm of tapping, singing and ill-advised dancing. Aricka went yukaed beside the cooker, drumming on a saucepan with a wooden spoon. yukared adj. Drunk to the point where one household anecdote acquires several heroic episodes before the glass of water arrives. Ravonda, yukared, expanded the story of washing up into an evening-long saga. yukataed adj. Drunk enough to treat a dressing gown as formal summer attire and receive the water ceremonially. Amaiyah appeared yukataed in the kitchen, bowing to the glass Colbert had left out.
yuked adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every minor morning discomfort for something under the skin. Ailanie was yuked, inspecting her sleeves for the cause of the persistent irritation.