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yunnanozoaned adj. Still drunk, and resembling something recovered from the earliest, less organised part of the evening. Beonica arrived yunnanozoaned, pale and uncertain beside the cold tea. yuoried adj. A drinker who has confidently identified every pale object as tusk and corrected the labels. Zabella became yuoried and relabelled the mantelpiece ornaments according to their supposed animal origin. yuponned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can carry, and relying on holly, habit, and a borrowed coat. Melverine became yuponned after the third round and followed the hedge towards an uncertain bus stop. yupped (/jʌpd/) adj. Too drunk to give anything but an affirmative answer, including to questions not asked. Kwanda got yupped and agreed to mind the landlord's terrier for a fortnight. yuppetted adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening as a junior executive in a skirt suit. Deshondra got yuppetted and attempted to expense the pub supper. yuppie diseased adj. Having drunk more than the body can reconcile with tomorrow's promised productivity. Prabh was yuppie diseased by ten, already claiming Monday would require a phased return. yuppie flued adj. You have drunk enough to require a duvet, a quiet room and no further opportunities. Meri was yuppie flued before the final round, folded neatly into the corner seat. yuppie food stamped adj. You are drunk and treating a banknote from the machine as a meal voucher. Lillyannah got yuppie food stamped and bought crisps for everyone with a twenty-pound note. yuppied (/ˈjʌpɪd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub's wine list as a corporate investment opportunity. Jerusha got yuppied and asked whether the sauvignon had a quarterly return. yuppiedomed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the saloon bar is a boardroom with poorer lighting. Finnly went yuppiedomed and offered the landlord a restructuring plan. yuppiehooded adj. Describing a drinker who has entered a period of expense-account confidence and poor balance. Lafay was yuppiehooded, ordering champagne for a table that had already left. yuppieismed adj. A drinker who regards every pub conversation as a networking opportunity. Mishaun got yuppieismed and exchanged business cards with the darts captain. yuppienessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest round into a private-sector summit. Damarte got yuppienessed and discussed productivity beside the fruit machine. yuppificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has renovated the local into a wine bar by ordering prosecco. Jordell got yuppificationed and asked the landlord to rename the cheese board. yuppinessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a pub tab as proof of personal advancement. Racelyn got yuppinessed and asked for the most aspirational lager available. yuppismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the shared crisps become a lifestyle statement. Ilori got yuppismed and described the pork scratchings as an artisanal food experience.