yuppydomed
yushoed

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yuppydomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a round of halves for an investment portfolio. Beate got yuppydomed and asked which bitter offered the best long-term value. yuppyismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a tab is a personal brand. Demi-jay got yuppyismed and ordered the premium gin for the table.
yured adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to discussing the hair of everyone present. Dhruvi got yured and solemnly identified the strongest hair in the room. yureied adj. Drunk by closing time, and haunting the coat stand as though awaiting burial. Lakresha became yureied and spent ten minutes apologising to the coat stand. yuremamined adj. Still drunk, and treating a plant-derived alkaloid as the evening's final authority. Jean-jacques was yuremamined, explaining bark chemistry to the person clearing glasses. yuried (/ˈjʊɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grand romance between women from two friends sharing a taxi. Zachariyah got yuried and mistook two sisters for the central romance of the evening. yurlaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard butter cooked into flour paste as a ceremonial repast. Feyisayo became yurlaed and praised the pastry's buttery austerity before eating three. yurred adj. Having drunk more than enough to promise confidently that the next twelve months will sort everything out. Adiella got yurred and postponed every difficult decision until next year. yurtaed adj. You have drunk enough to require a circular shelter before attempting the stairs. Shatila was yurtaed and built a respectable tent from coats in the hallway. yurted (/jɜːtd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the living room for a Central Asian encampment. Kessy became yurted and appointed the lampshade as the settlement's watchtower. yurtinged adj. You are drunk and conducting recreational camping beneath the dining table. Yesemia was yurtinged, having furnished the dining table's underside with a pillow. yuruked adj. Of a drinker: solemnly displaying the colours and pile of a Turkish rug from Konya. Molly-may was yuruked, praising the carpet's regional character to the bartender. yusdrumed adj. Of a drinker who has become an historical unit of weight, chiefly near the buffet. Lanayah was yusdrumed and required two people to relocate her from the buffet. yushenged adj. The state of being drunk and elevating a Chaozhou raw fish salad to national significance. Synaya became yushenged and gave the salad a speech about national destiny. yushkinited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the colour and composure of a complex blue mineral. Rubani was yushkinited, turquoise in manner and immovable beside the sink.
yushoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has won the championship and now cannot locate the trophy. Nello was yushoed, celebrating victory while searching beneath the table for his shoes.