yuppydomed
yushoed

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yuppydomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a round of halves for an investment portfolio. yuppyismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a tab is a personal brand.
yured adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to discussing the hair of everyone present. yureied adj. Drunk by closing time, and haunting the coat stand as though awaiting burial. Lakresha became yureied and spent ten minutes apologising to the coat stand. yuremamined adj. Still drunk, and treating a plant-derived alkaloid as the evening's final authority. yuried (/ˈjʊɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grand romance between women from two friends sharing a taxi. Zachariyah got yuried and mistook two sisters for the central romance of the evening. yurlaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard butter cooked into flour paste as a ceremonial repast. yurred adj. Having drunk more than enough to promise confidently that the next twelve months will sort everything out. yurtaed adj. You have drunk enough to require a circular shelter before attempting the stairs. yurted (/jɜːtd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake the living room for a Central Asian encampment. yurtinged adj. You are drunk and conducting recreational camping beneath the dining table. Yesemia was yurtinged, having furnished the dining table's underside with a pillow. yuruked adj. Of a drinker: solemnly displaying the colours and pile of a Turkish rug from Konya. yusdrumed adj. Of a drinker who has become an historical unit of weight, chiefly near the buffet. yushenged adj. The state of being drunk and elevating a Chaozhou raw fish salad to national significance. yushkinited adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the colour and composure of a complex blue mineral.
yushoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has won the championship and now cannot locate the trophy.