yuted
yvoried

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yuted adj. Reduced by drink to a youth, with opinions limited chiefly to whether the music is rubbish. Clessie was yuted and demanded that the ancient playlist be changed immediately. yutori educationed adj. Still drunk, and operating under a reduced curriculum in which water is compulsory but all further lessons are postponed.
yutzed (/jʌtsd/) adj. Too drunk to manage the simplest morning arrangement without making it an avoidable inconvenience for everyone present. yuzhed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a permanent municipal facility. yuzliked adj. Loosened by drink into an old Ottoman silver coin, freely exchanged for another round. yuzluked adj. Emboldened by drink to spend an old Ottoman silver coin on an entirely unnecessary kebab. yuzued (/ˈjuːzuːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a sour East Asian citrus fruit being peeled. yuzukoshoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a sharp condiment is distinguished from a reasonable breakfast. yuzuquatted adj. Drunk and crouched beside the fruit bowl, combining the solemnity of citrus with poor balance. yvonited adj. Drunk to the point where a turquoise-blue mineral containing arsenic seems the safest drinking companion. Jacinto became yvonited and chose the turquoise mineral over everyone at the table.
yvoried adj. A drinker so far gone that pale objects acquire tusks, provenance and an asking price. Agneta got yvoried and appraised the billiard balls as a small family collection.