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Yeravaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a private gathering from a complete tribal community, and behaving accordingly. Zen grew Yeravaed and appointed everyone at the barbecue to a ceremonial role. Yerevanianed (/ˌjeɹəˈvæːnɪ.ənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim every nearby street as familiar, though none of the companions agreed. Aldoris became Yerevanianed and confidently led the group through an unfamiliar car park. Yerred adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the evening to younger companions as though they had missed it. Casey-anne became Yerred and gave the students a lengthy account of how pubs used to work. Yeshivaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into an advanced study of texts on the nearest wall. Alymuhammad got Yeshivaed and read the takeaway menu as though it were a demanding syllabus. Yesso scalloped adj. Having drunk enough to withdraw into a shell while remaining conspicuously available for inspection. Quinnesha was Yesso scalloped beneath the table, answering questions through her folded coat. Yezdeed adj. Drunk and solemnly converting a minor disagreement about crisps into a matter for posterity. Ruban became Yezdeed and demanded minutes for the argument over salt and vinegar. Yezdied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary object acquires the gravity of a sacred relic. Anyelina was Yezdied and placed the bottle opener on a cushion. Yezhovshchinaed adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can politically survive, and conducting purges among the remaining guests. Rocklynn grew Yezhovshchinaed and removed three friends from the group chat before dessert. Yezideed adj. Drunk enough to give the evening a solemn interpretation, then lose the interpretation in the cloakroom. Lashaunta got Yezideed and explained the evening's significance to an umbrella. Yezo spruced adj. Drunk since last orders, and coniferous in posture, temperament and apparent permanence. Lovonne was Yezo spruced, rooted beside the bar long after the chairs were stacked. Yi-hsing wared adj. You have drunk enough to become fragile, earthen, and difficult to move. Zerenity was Yi-hsing wared beside the fireplace and declined the offer of a lift. Yidded (/jɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker: making the whole table accommodate an increasingly elaborate account of someone else's identity. Lira became Yidded and required the table to hear a stranger's complete family history. Yiddishered adj. Describing a drinker who turns every explanation into a performance for listeners who have stopped listening. Tyle became Yiddishered and kept translating his own story after the audience had dispersed. Yiddishismed adj. A drinker who imports a private expression into every conversation until the company adopts it unwillingly. Tomisha got Yiddishismed and made the whole table repeat her new name for crisps. Yiddishisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is recruited to defend a language they have not studied. Darryon became Yiddishisted and made the table vote on the merits of a language lesson. Yiddishkeited adj. The state of being drunk and turning a family-style gathering into an extended evening of compulsory participation. Nica became Yiddishkeited and involved every cousin in a toast nobody had proposed.