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Yogaed adj. Drunk past the point of spiritual tranquillity, but not past the point of stretching. Maraja became Yogaed and attempted a breathing exercise beside the fruit machine. Yogalatesed adj. The condition of a drinker who combines balance exercises with their opposite. Abbagail was Yogalatesed, stretching carefully while leaning against the piano. Yogied adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting a calm, devotional pose while swaying like a cupboard. Melrose grew Yogied and held the meditation pose until the wall became necessary. Yogiismed adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a saying with the parts in the wrong places. Cady was Yogiismed and made a memorable observation about arriving before departure. Yogyakartanned adj. Softened by drink into a distant address and little else. Ruqayah was Yogyakartanned, sitting quietly as though waiting for transport abroad. Yoimongbaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a name that answers before the question is finished. Armelinda was Yoimongbaed and supplied her full name to the coat-check attendant. Yoimongpaed adj. Loosened by drink into a name with its edges no longer agreed. Andrell was Yoimongpaed and gave three versions of his name to the barman. Yojuaned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim historical precedence in an ordinary queue. Tavish was Yojuaned and explained that the queue had begun considerably earlier. Yoka poxvirused adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a specimen observed from a distance. Attie was Yoka poxvirused, advancing across the room by barely visible degrees. Yokutsed (/ˈjəʊkətsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the individual has become an unverified collective. Nysha was Yokutsed by eleven and spoke as though representing the whole party. Yokutted adj. Drunk and present in numbers not supported by the attendance sheet. Grover was Yokutted by closing time, appearing to occupy several chairs at once. Yolaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each goodbye as an invitation to begin another conversation. Yeferson remained Yolaed at the doorway, turning every farewell into a fresh account of the evening. Yolngued (/ˈjɒlŋud/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every doorway as a separate border crossing, requiring a careful negotiation. Rodell went Yolngued at the landing and negotiated each step with considerable patience. Yomuded adj. You are drunk and walking with the solemn, uncertain balance of a compass seeking north. Aqil went Yomuded near the stairs, advancing sideways with admirable concentration. Yomutted adj. Of a drinker: every step is deliberate, but none arrives quite where intended. Meggi became Yomutted on the staircase and paused between steps to reconsider gravity. Yoneda embeddinged adj. Of a drinker who has mapped every object in the room to the number of ways it may be grasped. Luelle got Yoneda embeddinged and examined the banister's possible uses before descending.