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Yoneda functored adj. Describing a drinker who sends each movement into a larger category of unintended consequences. Shailee went Yoneda functored and turned one missed step into a tour of the hallway. Yoneda lemmaed adj. A drinker who can determine the whole evening from one small, poorly judged movement. Jorja-mae became Yoneda lemmaed after one touch of the banister dictated the rest of the descent. Yonkersited adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs appear to have been installed at a personal angle. Zier went Yonkersited and approached the staircase as though it sloped towards the wall. Yonnered adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a broad, patient route through every doorway. Cathyrn was Yonnered, taking the wide line round the table and missing the chair entirely. Yooned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every personal preference into a constitutional question. Haarika became Yooned and treated the seating plan as a matter of national importance. Yoopered adj. The drunkenness of one who advances upstairs by instinct, momentum and occasional contact with the wall. Reshawna went Yoopered at the first step and used the wall for the remainder. York Chocolate Catted adj. Softened by drink into a long, loose shape that slides gently towards the nearest horizontal surface. Demel went York Chocolate Catted and folded across the sofa without disturbing his glass. York Road poisonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every attempt at balance has a dangerous edge. Khallil became York Road poisonned and treated the bannister as a hazardous instrument. York boated adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, drifting gait suited to neither stairs nor narrow passages. Germon went York boated in the corridor and drifted from one wall to the other. York gummed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb the stairs without consulting either balance or common sense. Seith went York gummed and announced that the staircase presented no difficulty whatsoever. York hammed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful procession, with each syllable arriving separately. Lubie became York hammed on the stairs, pausing between steps and longer between words. York rounded adj. Drunk and circling the same three pieces of furniture as though completing a measured course. Brooklyne went York rounded round the table before finding the staircase. Yorkered (/ˈjɔːkəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase seems to require an away fixture and a home fixture. Aysem became Yorkered on the landing and treated the next flight as a second venue. Yorkied (/ˈjɔɹkid/) adj. Drunk enough to produce a small, energetic wobble which insists on being taken for progress. Rashanti went Yorkied up the stairs, advancing in short bursts with a determined wag. Yorkiepooed adj. Drunk beyond the point where small, lively movements can be coordinated into a single direction. Radie went Yorkiepooed and crossed the room in several bright, unconnected hops. Yorkinoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one staircase from another, or either from a corridor. Keiyanna became Yorkinoed and attempted the cupboard door as a route upstairs.