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Yorkipooed adj. Drunk in a way that combines a determined little trot with an unreliable sense of destination. Kiamber became Yorkipooed and trotted towards the stairs, then past them twice. Yorkismed adj. Drunk to the extent of supporting one side of an argument while physically leaning towards the other. Aneila went Yorkismed on the stairs, defending the banister from an increasingly oblique position. Yorkisted adj. The state of being drunk and taking sides over which table should receive the next round. Marie-loup got Yorkisted and argued that the bar staff were favouring the other table. Yorkshire Terriered (/ˈjɔː(ɹ)kʃɪə(ɹ)ˈtɛɹɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a glossy coat and a disproportionately determined manner on the journey home. Haden went Yorkshire Terriered and trotted proudly beneath a coat several sizes too large. Yorkshire assimilationed adj. Reduced by drink to devoice every final consonant before the next word, especially when ordering another round. Caytlyn went Yorkshire assimilationed and made last orders sound like a private phonetic exercise. Yorkshire caviared adj. Softened by drink into a thick, yielding condition from which the coat and the journey home must be recovered. Tramelle became Yorkshire caviared and slid gently into the taxi beside his abandoned coat. Yorkshire fogged adj. Sharpened by drink into tall, persistent certainty about the route home, despite having lost the route entirely. Jymon got Yorkshire fogged and confidently led everyone towards the closed railway station. Yorkshire greased adj. Loosened by drink into a slippery state in which coats, change, and responsibilities are difficult to retain. Symir went Yorkshire greased and left the pub wearing someone else’s waterproof. Yorkshire gritted adj. Emboldened by drink to polish the same point repeatedly until the conversation and the evening are both worn away. Ashburn got Yorkshire gritted and worked one opinion smooth throughout the final two rounds. Yorkshire parkinned adj. The state of being drunk and soft, treacly, and inclined to settle heavily beside the fire. Jakira was Yorkshire parkinned, warm and yielding beside the snug's radiator. Yorkshire pied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large, heavily filled supper being carried carefully through a doorway. Ethanjohn became Yorkshire pied and took four minutes to put on one sleeve. Yorkshire pigged adj. Drunk and rooting through every pocket, bin, and coat for the receipt that would justify another round. Eleina got Yorkshire pigged and searched the cloakroom for a receipt nobody had seen. Yorkshire puddinged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires a substantial batter-based meal before any journey home can proceed. Chelsia got Yorkshire puddinged and announced that the taxi must stop for gravy. Yorkshire squared adj. Drunk enough to ferment below the conversation while periodically pumping the remaining thoughts upstairs. Joydan went Yorkshire squared, falling silent below and resurfacing whenever another round appeared. Yorkshired (/ˈjɔːkʃəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broad, substantial, and difficult to get through the pub door. Maleiya was Yorkshired by midnight and required both hands to negotiate her coat. Yorkshireismed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary wording, with every request for the bill acquiring local character. Mellany got Yorkshireismed and gave the taxi driver directions in increasingly regional phrases.