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Yorkshiremanned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every last order a matter for firm representation and a carefully negotiated departure. Silvano got Yorkshiremanned and represented the table during an unnecessarily formal final round. Yorkshirenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a stubborn regional solidity and refuses to conclude neatly. Betsie became Yorkshirenessed and treated the closed pub as a temporary administrative error. Yorkshirepersonned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one person from the evening responsible for organising every coat and passenger. Alivn got Yorkshirepersonned and assembled the group beneath the wrong street sign. Yorkshirewomanned adj. Drunk to the extent of taking complete charge of the departure while remembering none of the arrangements. Destyne went Yorkshirewomanned and marshalled everyone into a taxi that was not theirs. Yorkshirismed adj. Drunk beyond plain speech, so that even asking for the way home becomes a recognisable regional expression. Jymme became Yorkshirismed and turned a simple request for directions into a local saying. Yorkstoned adj. Drunk on the strength of a durable resolve to remain standing until the final possible round. Miecislaus got Yorkstoned and remained beside the bar through two unsuccessful departures. Yorouked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a person remains attached to one particular sofa cushion. Ajaye was Yorouked and migrated across the sofa during the advert break. Yorubaed (/ˈjɒɹʊbəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the journey home with quiet, unclassified purpose. Biridiana was Yorubaed after last orders and boarded the first bus without checking its destination. Yorubanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the journey home as an optional later arrangement. Cashay was Yorubanned by the third round and declined the taxi on philosophical grounds. Yorubianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the final departure as though it were a public engagement. Cashaun became Yorubianed and addressed the taxi queue before putting on his coat. Yoshino cherried adj. Still drunk, and shedding delicate pink recollections of the evening along the route home. Timika stayed Yoshino cherried, dropping fragments of the last round across the pavement. Yoshino papered adj. Too drunk to withstand the slightest practical demand, and liable to fold at the coat check. Mccai was Yoshino papered and folded neatly against the cloakroom counter. Yotvingianed adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious negotiation with each stair, proceeding one frontier at a time. Hajar became Yotvingianed halfway upstairs and treated every step as a separate campaign. YouNowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to broadcast the journey home live, including the parts nobody has agreed to watch. Akera got YouNowered and narrated the taxi ride to an audience of three unanswered messages. YouTube Pooped (/ˈjuː.tjuːb puːpd/) adj. Drunk and assembling the evening from borrowed fragments, abrupt noises and an uncertain sense of humour. Verenisse got YouTube Pooped and made the birthday toast resemble a badly edited trailer. YouTube Poopered adj. Drunk beyond the editorial stage, creating surreal remixes from conversations that were previously serviceable. Neihana got YouTube Poopered and gave the queue for the lavatory a dramatic recurring motif.