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Y-splittered adj. Drunk, with the result that one departure becomes two journeys and neither reaches home directly. Rasaan became Y-splittered and sent half the group towards the station with his umbrella. Y-winged adj. Slowed by drink to three cautious movements, while somehow eliminating every sensible option for getting home. Nately went Y-winged and spent ten minutes selecting a route that avoided every open pavement. Y10K'd adj. You have drunk enough to make arrangements for a celebration ten thousand years hence. Choyce became Y10K'd and reserved a venue for an audience yet to evolve. Y2K'd adj. You are drunk and preparing for a harmless date change as though civilisation depends on it. Jepson got Y2K'd and unplugged the toaster before midnight. Y2k'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the millennium seem imminent whenever the pub clock approaches midnight. Cortes got Y2k'd and asked whether the last bus had been replaced for the new century. YABA'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every morning-after explanation as yet another bloody acronym. Jermarius was YABA'd, abbreviating the cause of the headache before finding the actual words. YAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chromosome assembled in a laboratory, one fragment at a time. Lowana was YAC'd, taking several minutes to explain why the jukebox needed a different song. YAF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and entering a prolonged fictional phase involving a difficult family. Jahaun got YAF'd and explained the emotional arc of the kebab to everyone present. YAG'd adj. Softened by drink into a synthetic gemstone, useful chiefly when someone requires a laser. Roenia was YAG'd, decorative and surprisingly serviceable whenever the conversation required precision. YAGNI'd adj. Having drunk more than required and demonstrating, at length, that the evening required it. Laquail got YAGNI'd and ordered another round before anyone had asked for one. YASD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making one careless move after last orders and losing the entire route home. Charissa got YASD'd by stepping confidently onto the wrong night bus. YBA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring an ordinary object significant, provided someone can be persuaded to look at it. Jumanah got YBA'd and presented the empty tumbler as a challenging study in absence. YBCO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become superconducting at an implausibly high temperature. Quashawn was YBCO'd, passing through the crowded room without apparent resistance. YCH'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the people present from optional additions to the scene. Joeanna became YCH'd and assigned everyone an imagined role. YEC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that makes the evening considerably older than the furniture. Tayzia became YEC'd and dated the pub's carpet with solemn geological confidence. YG'd adj. Of a drinker: drunk with the self-possession of a young gangster, chiefly while losing a glove. Kamala got YG'd and negotiated possession of the last onion ring with grave authority.