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yacared adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, with every interruption answered by a slow reptilian stare. Kimiko grew yacared during the speeches and regarded each applause with suspicion. yacataed adj. Drunk, with the result that you assume a rounded monumental shape and invite people to climb you. Calvan was yacataed beside the buffet, supporting coats and one uncertain elbow. yaccaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you tall, evergreen, and permanently stationed in the garden. Zeal stood yaccaed by the hedge, solemnly declining every offer of transport. yacht clubbed adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though membership conferred command of the harbour. Adrey became yacht clubbed and issued sailing instructions to the pudding. yacht personned adj. Drunk by closing time, and preparing to relocate with considerable means and a small loyal community. Hudson-james grew yacht personned and began assigning rooms in the taxi. yacht rocked adj. Still drunk, and delivering smooth late-seventies harmonies to a room that requested silence. Edoardo remained yacht rocked, singing softly about a harbour nobody had mentioned. yachtdomed adj. Too drunk to leave the maritime realm, though the realm is presently a wet patch beside the sink. Ephram became yachtdomed and claimed the kitchen represented an important coastline. yachted (/jɒtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a light vessel, a crew of one, and nowhere sensible to moor. Yekaterina went yachted and attempted to berth beside the drinks trolley. yachteed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sail a yacht, provided the yacht is a bath and the voyage ends at bedtime. Whitt was yachteed after dinner and navigated the bath with ceremonial seriousness. yachtered (/ˈjɒtəɹd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sail imaginary yachts through the furniture, preferably under reduced visibility. Fareena became yachtered and rounded the coffee table twice before sitting down. yachtfulled adj. Having drunk more than a yacht will hold, and now requiring a harbour of one's own. Kallye was yachtfulled after the reception, occupying the entire back seat. yachtied adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though every room were a marina with a social hierarchy. Jaceson became yachtied and ranked Byford according to imagined access to the stern. yachtinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard crossing the room as a coastal pursuit requiring suitable weather. Sharlane got yachtinged and made a day-sailing expedition of reaching the lavatory. yachtisted (/ˈjɒtɪstd/) adj. You are drunk and sailing the evening by instinct, with the curtains serving as coastline. Benet was yachtisted by supper, steering confidently towards the wrong bedroom. yachtmanned adj. Of a drinker: commanding an imaginary vessel with dated confidence, then asking where the loo is. Trevaris went yachtmanned and gave the coat rack orders before seeking the lavatory. yachtmanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has mastered the art of nautical conduct, but not the art of standing up. Nestor displayed yachtmanshipped composure until the moment he attempted to leave the chair.