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YIG'd adj. Loosened by drink into a magnetic insulator, attracting attention while permitting no useful transmission. Jashanpreet was YIG'd, magnetically drawn to the group but impervious to its questions. YIMBY'd (/jɪmbid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and enthusiastically approving another round of building wherever you are standing. Aeson got YIMBY'd and proposed flats above the pub while waiting for the taxi. YIMBYismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to the principle that every neighbourhood should contain another pub. Josiyah got YIMBYismed and proposed a bar on every corner during the walk home. YKS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has calmed only by becoming entirely still and difficult to consult. Miria was YKS'd after breakfast, resting her forehead on the cool side of the mug. YL'd adj. Still drunk, and broadcasting detailed directions home to strangers who have not asked for them. Adaeze was YL'd and gave the taxi rank a running commentary on the nearest transmitter. YLL'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening's lost years seem measurable, chiefly in missing taxis. Jouri was YLL'd and calculated the cost of the evening in abandoned journeys. YLOD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and suffering a general failure of balance, speech, and power management. Ruhaab was YLOD'd beside the arcade machine, repeating the same sentence without reaching its end. YMCA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a hostel-minded evangelist, offering communal accommodation to the least grateful company. Sama got YMCA'd and began assigning beds to strangers who had only asked for directions. YN'd adj. Loosened by drink into a ceremonial attendant no longer maintaining household standards. Febie was YN'd and waved the visitors through without checking their names. YNFG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into a private game with rules nobody else can locate. Exar was YNFG'd and searched the kitchen cupboards for the missing level. YOB'd adj. The state of being drunk and announcing your birth details to justify an ill-advised decision. Karonda got YOB'd and used her birth year to explain why she could drive home. YOE'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to require several years of experience. Shereef got YOE'd and approached the kettle as though applying for a senior domestic post. YOI'd adj. Loosened by drink into an institution from which the evening has no immediate release. Iridiana got YOI'd and spent the night under supervision beside the vending machine. YOP'd adj. Loosened by drink into a temporary employee of the evening, with neither prospects nor supervision. Tobijah became YOP'd and accepted unpaid responsibility for the pub's disputed umbrella. YOPD'd adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole gathering accommodate a tremor, a pause, and an unexpectedly firm opinion. Baheejah got YOPD'd and had the table waiting patiently between each declaration. YORP effected adj. Emboldened by drink to rotate ever faster, until the person threatens eventual conversational disintegration. Charliss went YORP effected and spun through three subjects before finishing a sentence.