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yamachaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully balancing a small cap on an increasingly unreliable head. yamadoued adj. Drunk, with the result that one acquires an archaic oiliness and leaves every surface faintly suspect. yamaimoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the faculties edible in theory, but inconveniently slippery in practice. yamakaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating headwear as a matter requiring everyone else's advice. yamalkaed adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly adjusting a small cap while the company pretends not to notice. yamalked adj. Too drunk to keep a cap in place, or to accept assistance from those attempting it. yamamaied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming nocturnal, delicately winged, and inexplicably attracted to oak furniture. yamamomoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fruit one has never seen, but now considers central to all civilised refreshment. yamanbaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently hag-like in aspect, mountain-minded, and disinclined to descend. yamaskited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineral in temperament, with several hard opinions arranged beneath the surface. yambeaned adj. Drunk to the point where one becomes markedly crisp, starchy, and difficult to persuade otherwise. yamberried adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a collection of small, edible-seeming impulses along the bar. Darreion was yamberried, producing minor snacks from pockets no one had inspected. yambooed (/jæmˈbuːd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every small object as a negotiable ingot of historical monetary importance. Elvio was yambooed and offered a brass coat hook in settlement of the taxi fare. yamelkaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a small cap the centre of the evening's proceedings. yamelked adj. Having drunk enough to appoint someone else responsible for keeping a small cap attached. Shaundra got yamelked and entrusted Remee with the cap for safekeeping. yamened (/ˈjɑːmənd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the official residence one has appointed to oneself, whether or not it is one’s own house.