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yanoed adj. Having drunk more than the shelter can sensibly contain, and declaring the communal hut structurally sound. Myrisa arrived yanoed and invited everyone to sleep under the garden table. yanolited adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a dull stone for a valuable mineral and negotiate its sale. Callam became yanolited and offered the landlord money for a piece of gravel. yanomamited adj. You are drunk and confidently cataloguing the chemical contents of anything left on the table. Virgia, yanomamited, identified the contents of every glass without tasting them. yanoninned adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating a complicated steroid glycoside as the obvious explanation for the evening. Pablo grew yanoninned and blamed the disputed bill on a steroid glycoside. yanornithiformed adj. Of a drinker who has decided that walking, like an early bird, requires a running take-off. Karielys became yanornithiformed and launched herself towards the taxi from the pavement. yantraed (/jəntɹəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the coaster a sacred diagram and is meditating upon it. Anistin sat yantraed, studying the coaster as though it contained instructions. yanyuedaoed adj. A drinker who has armed himself with a bread knife and acquired unwarranted battlefield confidence. Bekka went yanyuedaoed and led the procession to the kitchen with a butter knife. yaochoed adj. A drinker so far gone that a fixed result seems preferable to waiting for the race. Lotti became yaochoed and offered to arrange the pub quiz's winning answers. yaodonged (/jaʊˈdʊŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the garden mound is a perfectly adequate dwelling. Myrtice went yaodonged and began furnishing the compost heap with cushions. yaoied (/ˈjaʊ.id/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes an intimate fictional scene for a practical invitation. Reddick became yaoied and attempted to direct two strangers into a romantic tableau. yaoorted adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every menu decision to fermented milk and certainty. Ericson grew yaoorted and ordered yoghurt for the entire table. yaorted adj. Reduced by drink to treating a forgotten word for yoghurt as a firm culinary principle. Ivie became yaorted and spent ten minutes requesting the obsolete dairy term. yaourted adj. Drunk on the strength of a late round, with the evening settling into a dense and unhelpful consistency. Macalister went yaourted after the landlord called time and misplaced his shoes beneath the table. yaourtied adj. Softened by drink into a person who can make only gentle, cultured decisions. Emery went yaourtied and negotiated the taxi fare with the firmness of yoghurt. yapaholicked adj. Loosened by drink into talking continuously, with each new subject arriving before the last has ended. Taleesa grew yapaholicked and supplied commentary throughout the entire taxi journey. yapanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly convinced that a glossy shrub is guiding the way home. Heledd became yapanned and thanked the holly outside the pub for its assistance with directions.