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YP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a young prisoner counting the minutes until transport arrives. Kalyse was YP'd, waiting patiently by the exit while the taxi became a distant proposition. YSG'd adj. Reduced by drink to a comparatively small, yellow supergiant: expansive in theory, diminished in practice. Yair was YSG'd, radiating importance while occupying very little of the sofa. YSO'd adj. Having drunk enough to gather the whole room round you, then explain stellar formation to it. Canan got YSO'd and held the table's attention with an account of collapsing clouds. YSS'd adj. Of a drinker: unusually assembled, poorly balanced, and not readily improved by further explanation. Marsella was YSS'd, with an uncertain posture and a theory of the evening that resisted correction. YTD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into judging the entire evening against its progress so far. Casimira got YTD'd and calculated that the night had already exceeded its quarterly target. YTP'd (/waɪ tiː piːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to splice unrelated recollections together, with sound effects nobody commissioned. Alora became YTP'd and recut the supper into a surreal sequence involving gravy and applause. YTPMV'd adj. Drunk enough to turn unrelated remarks into a song, usually without discovering a tune. Faaizah got YTPMV'd and made a chorus from the landlord's instructions about recycling. YTPered adj. Drunk past the point of editing, producing elaborate audiovisual nonsense from whatever the evening has supplied. Osten became YTPered and arranged the bar receipts into a narrative about betrayal. YUP'd adj. Having drunk more than the room's young professionals can politely endure while you redesign their careers. Shanasia got YUP'd and reorganised the firm's hierarchy beside the crisps. YWAMered adj. Slowed by drink to missionary pace, carrying a message across the room long after its audience has departed. Briceidy became YWAMered and delivered the same earnest account to successive empty chairs. Yaakued adj. Drunk and preserving the discreet, difficult-to-locate manner of something that belongs in deep woodland. Petrice was Yaakued, standing quietly among the trees behind the pub. Yabimed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at sociability has become an expedition into unmapped territory. Majur was Yabimed, navigating the buffet as though it lay beyond all familiar borders. Yablochkov candled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary illumination, emitting a theatrical glow from an unsustainable arrangement. Souline became Yablochkov candled and lit the conversation without contributing much heat. Yadavaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes inherited dignity and practical judgement appear equally remote. Sharielle was Yadavaed and appointed herself custodian of everyone else's coats. Yadaved adj. Drunk beyond the point at which pastoral restraint can be expected, though no livestock are involved. Godfred was Yadaved, attempting to marshal the bar's stools into a grazing formation. Yagaraed (/ˈjaɡərəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the entire room into a settled jurisdiction of personal concern. Yalexia went Yagaraed and began arbitrating disputes between people who were not disputing.