yapocked
yaramed

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yapocked adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the water opossum's territory as though the river were a pavement. yapoked (/ˈjæpɒkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a water opossum crossing a stream.
yaponned adj. Drunk by the third round, and beginning to treat every evergreen shrub as a source of refreshment. yappatronned adj. Drunk and appointing yourself the official source of conversation for the whole room. Demerick became yappatronned and issued running commentary on every arrival. yapped (/jæpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into extending every conversation beyond its proper edge, like a binding flap. yappered adj. Drunk to the point where the mouth has taken over negotiations and will not return control. yappied adj. Drunk enough to confuse comfortable parenthood with authority over every child and purchase nearby. yappinessed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that persistent small-dog commentary is not leadership. yappinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small dog's repeated barking seems an appropriate contribution to discussion. Shaundell was yappinged, contributing small repeated noises from the sofa. yappuccinoed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a symposium, with no conclusion in sight. yapsinned adj. Describing a drinker who has begun digesting the evening aloud, molecule by molecule. yapunyahed adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen has become a broad, immovable tree beneath which to recover. yaqonaed adj. You are drunk and treating a kava shrub as a reasonable explanation for the evening. yaraged adj. The state of being drunk and manoeuvring the journey home as though at sea. yaraked (/ˈja.ɹakd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who remains intensely alert to snacks, without becoming any more capable of obtaining them. Tyan was yaraked at midnight, watching the biscuit tin from the sofa.
yaramed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly curdling at the edge of the dance floor.