yarnspinnered
yarrowed

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yarnspinnered adj. The drunkenness of one who can make a story from a receipt and a teaspoon. yarnspinninged adj. Reduced by drink to the telling of stories, chiefly ones with avoidable details.
yarnstormed adj. Softened by drink into adorning public objects with knitted patches. yarnstormered adj. Sharpened by drink into placing knitted decorations where the public will notice them. yarnstorminged adj. Loosened by drink into a public programme of colourful knitted additions. yarnutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing steadily into the nearest soft furnishing. Elaiza was yarnutted, searching beneath cushions for a root vegetable she had never brought. yarnwindled adj. Emboldened by drink to wind the evening into a ball and leave it somewhere convenient. yaroslavited adj. Slowed by drink to the quiet, pale immobility of a mineral specimen. yarovizationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first warm day seem medicinal. yarphaed (/ˈjɑːfəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the floor has become wet ground and departure seems theoretical. yarramanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a horse from a suitable means of support. yarranned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human height, with the stillness of an Australian tree. yarred adj. Drunk enough to become an unobtrusive weed beside the refreshments. yarried adj. Drunk in a way that gives the room a striped and faintly predatory atmosphere. yarringled adj. Describing a drinker who winds through the room by a mechanism no longer in production. Kayannah was yarringled by morning, winding between chairs by a mechanism long out of production.
yarrowed (/ˈjæɹəʊd/) adj. A drinker who sways with a pungent, medicinal persistence and remains difficult to uproot.