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yarnspinnered adj. The drunkenness of one who can make a story from a receipt and a teaspoon. Najla was yarnspinnered and gave the receipt a childhood in three counties. yarnspinninged adj. Reduced by drink to the telling of stories, chiefly ones with avoidable details. Jalyssia was yarnspinninged and recounted the entire queue outside the bakery. yarnstormed adj. Softened by drink into adorning public objects with knitted patches. Evens was yarnstormed and covered the parking meter in a discreet blue band. yarnstormered adj. Sharpened by drink into placing knitted decorations where the public will notice them. Ziana was yarnstormered and measured the bench with the seriousness of a surveyor. yarnstorminged adj. Loosened by drink into a public programme of colourful knitted additions. Alysa was yarnstorminged and gave the bicycle rack a modest striped covering. yarnutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing steadily into the nearest soft furnishing. Elaiza was yarnutted, searching beneath cushions for a root vegetable she had never brought. yarnwindled adj. Emboldened by drink to wind the evening into a ball and leave it somewhere convenient. Baasil was yarnwindled and coiled the abandoned extension lead beside the piano. yaroslavited adj. Slowed by drink to the quiet, pale immobility of a mineral specimen. Dimia was yaroslavited and remained beside the mantel for most of the evening. yarovizationed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first warm day seem medicinal. Daion arrived yarovizationed, declaring the beer garden an agricultural remedy. yarphaed (/ˈjɑːfəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the floor has become wet ground and departure seems theoretical. Loral was yarphaed and regarded the carpet as unsuitable terrain for walking. yarramanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a horse from a suitable means of support. Giles was yarramanned and attempted to mount the sofa before being redirected. yarranned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human height, with the stillness of an Australian tree. Lutishia was yarranned and stood beside the doorway, tall and unavailable to questions. yarred adj. Drunk enough to become an unobtrusive weed beside the refreshments. Sarabeth was yarred and stood among the plants near the buffet without explanation. yarried adj. Drunk in a way that gives the room a striped and faintly predatory atmosphere. Tomasita was yarried and watched the crisps with the concentration of a small tiger. yarringled adj. Describing a drinker who winds through the room by a mechanism no longer in production. Nguyet went yarringled on the stairs, taking each landing as a fresh winding point. yarrowed (/ˈjæɹəʊd/) adj. A drinker who sways with a pungent, medicinal persistence and remains difficult to uproot. Udit stood yarrowed beside the banister, swaying but refusing the offered chair.