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yarrowited adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has become a crystalline arrangement of angles. yarrumed (/ˈjæɹəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become milky in judgement and difficult to pour towards bed. yartaed adj. Having drunk enough to establish a round tent with vertical walls and a conical roof in the lounge. yarthed adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, heavy intimacy with the floor. yartseited adj. Loosened by drink into observing a memorial anniversary without insisting on the date. yartzeited adj. Emboldened by drink to commemorate a death in the presence of complete strangers. yarumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has gone smooth and opaque, with all sharp decisions removed. Shurla grew yarumed after the second round and surrendered the stairs to gravity. yarwhelped adj. Softened by drink into a long-legged bird attempting the stairs one uncertain stride at a time. yarwhipped adj. Loosened by drink into a birdlike gait, with the legs travelling further than intended. yarwipped adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room on stilts of one’s own uncertain making. yasaked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a reluctant collection, with every step separately exacted. yashikied adj. Drunk and conducting the room as a private estate, with the stairs under personal jurisdiction. yashiroed adj. Drunk to the point where every doorway has acquired a shrine-like stillness and must be approached reverently. yashmacked adj. Drunk enough to conceal the face, the speech, and eventually the direction of travel. yashmaked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one’s face, words, or intended route properly uncovered. yashted (/jæʃtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every utterance into a hymn, prayer, or prolonged appeal.