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yealmered
adj.
Of a drinker who has prepared everyone else for the work of getting them home.
Mackenzie was
yealmered
by midnight, leaving Alejandr to gather keys, coats, and witnesses.
yeanlinged
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a newborn goat, alert to every sound except the alarm.
Abhiraam was
yeanlinged
, springing at the kettle and then collapsing beside it.
year 2000 problemed
adj.
Of a drinker: certain that the change of a number will expose every neglected fault at once.
Demetra became
year 2000 problemed
and inspected the pub clock for structural weaknesses.
year 2038 problemed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken a distant deadline for an immediate emergency and is acting accordingly.
Yavonne got
year 2038 problemed
and demanded that the bar record the exact time.
year bearered
adj.
Describing a drinker who appoints each fresh round as the ceremonial beginning of a new era.
Aiyah became
year bearered
and declared the fourth round a culturally significant commencement.
year dotted
adj.
A drinker who confidently remembers events from an impossibly long time ago.
Syenna got
year dotted
and described last Tuesday as though she had witnessed the founding of Rome.
year marked
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every coin becomes evidence for a historical theory.
Ela-mai became
year marked
and arranged the change by date before ordering another round.
year minded
adj.
Slowed by drink to commemorating an absent person with a speech that lasts precisely too long.
Mecia got
year minded
and raised a toast to someone nobody at the table had met.
year of graced
adj.
The condition of a drinker who treats an ordinary year as personally bestowed and acts with corresponding authority.
Shanyla became
year of graced
and granted the table permission to order pudding.
year of our Lorded
adj.
The drunkenness of one who dates every confident proposal from a solemnly announced historical reference point.
Preetham got
year of our Lorded
and dated the argument from an entirely unsuitable century.
year of the Lorded
adj.
Reduced by drink to assigning divine authority to decisions made beside the fruit machine.
Edidiong became
year of the Lorded
and declared the next round providential.
year outed
adj.
Softened by drink into abandoning all immediate obligations for an unplanned year of personal development.
Ayauna became
year outed
and announced a sabbatical from answering messages.
year to dated
adj.
Loosened by drink into treating every current total as provisional until the end of the year.
Tarmara became
year to dated
and refused to settle the bill before December.
year zeroed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to begin again from an imaginary point between two established beginnings.
Jantsen became
year zeroed
and restarted the conversation from a date nobody recognised.
year's minded
adj.
Drunk and holding a requiem for a decision made earlier in the evening.
Noleen became
year's minded
and mourned the sensible plan abandoned after supper.
year's purchased
adj.
Drunk to the point where every expense is assessed by how many years it might eventually earn back.
Angula became
year's purchased
and valued the kebab according to its projected annual yield.
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