yealmered
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yealmered adj. Of a drinker who has prepared everyone else for the work of getting them home. Mackenzie was yealmered by midnight, leaving Alejandr to gather keys, coats, and witnesses. yeanlinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a newborn goat, alert to every sound except the alarm. Abhiraam was yeanlinged, springing at the kettle and then collapsing beside it.
year 2000 problemed adj. Of a drinker: certain that the change of a number will expose every neglected fault at once. Demetra became year 2000 problemed and inspected the pub clock for structural weaknesses. year 2038 problemed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a distant deadline for an immediate emergency and is acting accordingly. Yavonne got year 2038 problemed and demanded that the bar record the exact time. year bearered adj. Describing a drinker who appoints each fresh round as the ceremonial beginning of a new era. Aiyah became year bearered and declared the fourth round a culturally significant commencement. year dotted adj. A drinker who confidently remembers events from an impossibly long time ago. Syenna got year dotted and described last Tuesday as though she had witnessed the founding of Rome. year marked adj. A drinker so far gone that every coin becomes evidence for a historical theory. Ela-mai became year marked and arranged the change by date before ordering another round. year minded adj. Slowed by drink to commemorating an absent person with a speech that lasts precisely too long. Mecia got year minded and raised a toast to someone nobody at the table had met. year of graced adj. The condition of a drinker who treats an ordinary year as personally bestowed and acts with corresponding authority. Shanyla became year of graced and granted the table permission to order pudding. year of our Lorded adj. The drunkenness of one who dates every confident proposal from a solemnly announced historical reference point. Preetham got year of our Lorded and dated the argument from an entirely unsuitable century. year of the Lorded adj. Reduced by drink to assigning divine authority to decisions made beside the fruit machine. Edidiong became year of the Lorded and declared the next round providential. year outed adj. Softened by drink into abandoning all immediate obligations for an unplanned year of personal development. Ayauna became year outed and announced a sabbatical from answering messages. year to dated adj. Loosened by drink into treating every current total as provisional until the end of the year. Tarmara became year to dated and refused to settle the bill before December. year zeroed adj. Emboldened by drink to begin again from an imaginary point between two established beginnings. Jantsen became year zeroed and restarted the conversation from a date nobody recognised. year's minded adj. Drunk and holding a requiem for a decision made earlier in the evening. Noleen became year's minded and mourned the sensible plan abandoned after supper.
year's purchased adj. Drunk to the point where every expense is assessed by how many years it might eventually earn back. Angula became year's purchased and valued the kebab according to its projected annual yield.