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year-birded adj. Drunk enough to imitate a hornbill's confidence while making decisions from the highest available perch. Kevinmatthew got year-birded and addressed the room from atop the coat cupboard. year-booked adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing companion is entered into an annual record of questionable achievements. Sarahy got year-booked and assembled a class photograph from strangers at the bar. year-grouped adj. Sharpened by drink into sorting everyone in the house according to school year. Harlem became year-grouped and assigned the sofa occupants to separate academic cohorts. year-olded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a one-year-old's confidence from your own. Seonad became year-olded and insisted that the corridor required immediate exploration. year-roundered adj. Drunk beyond seasonal judgement, resolving to remain everywhere permanently and without arrangements. Eavan got year-roundered and announced that the holiday cottage was now a permanent residence. yearaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes touching the attractive shrub seem both brave and medically unimportant. Kaydie became yearaed and approached the garden's poisonous foliage with misplaced botanical confidence. yearbooked adj. A drinker who documents the evening annually, with photographs filed beside the cold glasses. Lee-junior got yearbooked and labelled every sofa photograph with the date and occasion. yearbookered adj. The state of being drunk and compiling a domestic record of who occupied which chair. Jonine became yearbookered and photographed Kshawn asleep beside the kitchen bin. yeardayed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the date of opening the milk as an anniversary. Furayah got yeardayed and toasted the yoghurt's expiry date with a glass of water. yearded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the garden from the sitting room, but not past needing water. Manjinder was yearded beside the sofa, asking whether the patio had cushions. yeared (/jɪəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to promise a full cycle of seasons before attempting the stairs. Binyameen was yeared, assuring everyone that recovery would be complete by spring. yearended adj. The drunkenness of one who closes the financial year by reconciling coins beneath the sofa. Angadveer was yearended and counted the loose change beside the television twice. yearered adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the evening in long, indistinct domestic periods. Irini became yearered and announced that the journey from sofa to kitchen had taken several years. yearfulled adj. Softened by drink into containing an entire year's worth of kitchen optimism. Cealie was yearfulled, promising to clean the kitchen sometime within the annual cycle. yeargrouped adj. Loosened by drink into a single gathering of pupils, cushions and unmarked homework. Koban was yeargrouped, seating the household on the sofa according to imaginary form groups. yearhundreded adj. Emboldened by drink to wait a century before attempting the short journey to the kitchen. Aukeem became yearhundreded and postponed retrieving water until the next hundred years.