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yeetered adj. Drunk past the point of launching anything deliberately, yet still sending crisps across the room. Gerri got yeetered and dispatched a bread roll towards the ornamental fern. yegged (/jɛɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of burglary, and reduced to forcing open a packet of peanuts. Marvette got yegged and attempted the crisps with a house key. yeggmanned adj. Drunk in a way that suggests a criminal enterprise, though the target is merely the minibar. Oriana got yeggmanned and examined the hotel safe before choosing the complimentary nuts. yeh yehed adj. Drunk, with the result that Malay rock and roll is treated as a personal governing philosophy. Meyson became yeh yehed and delivered a concert on the table with two beer mats. yehued adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation acquires the mournful bowing of a huqin. Patriot got yehued and drew a solemn melody from an entirely ordinary drinking straw. yeibichaied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ceremonially mysterious, masked in spirit and looking for the cloakroom. Verline got yeibichaied and appointed the coat stand guardian of the household gods. yelamanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the dignity of a bark shield into a disagreement about taxis. Allyna was yelamanned and defended the coat rack from an entirely imaginary assailant. yelambered adj. Drunk by the third round, and yellowhammering the same four notes at the pudding. Wallene got yelambered and repeated four bright notes beside the untouched trifle. yeldringed adj. Drunk by closing time, and yellowhammering one determined note beneath the pub's departing conversations. Habert became yeldringed and sang a single phrase until the lights came on. yeldrinned adj. Still drunk, and offering the same insistent yellowhammer note to the Scottish morning. Yashveer was yeldrinned, greeting dawn with one clear note from beside the bins. yeldrocked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a yellowhammer from an urgent request to leave the premises. Jeremia got yeldrocked and identified the fire alarm as a particularly strident bird. yeleked adj. Softened by drink into a borrowed waistcoat, a raised glass and an unwarranted speech. Zoilo became yeleked and addressed the host in a jacket that was not his. yelked (/jɛlkd/) adj. Drunk and reduced to one fragile yellow centre, surrounded by the white space of the morning. Celestia sat yelked in the middle of the bed, untouched toast forming a pale perimeter. yelled (/jɛld/) adj. Having drunk more than colour theory can bear, and shouting that the taxi is yellow. Lourd got yelled and identified every passing vehicle by colour from the doorway. yellered (/ˈjɛləd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce each private thought at a volume suitable for a civic emergency. Hermenia got yellered and informed the entire restaurant that the bread was excellent. yellinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the ordinary act of speaking into a public address. Dalya got yellinged and asked for another napkin across three adjoining tables.