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Yahvisted adj. Drunk and correcting the pronunciation of household objects, particularly those least able to object. Evie-ann was Yahvisted, correcting the kettle's vowels while waiting for the aspirin to work. Yahwehismed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's scattered explanations acquire a single, commanding source. Catrell was Yahwehismed and attributed the missing keys to one organising principle. Yahwehisted adj. Drunk to the point where every morning object receives a revised pronunciation and a brief scholarly defence. Eisleigh was Yahwehisted by nine, correcting the toaster and citing a receipt as authority. Yahwismed (/ˈjɑːwɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing every explanation for the morning to coexist without reconciliation. Taizha was Yahwismed, accepting three incompatible accounts of the taxi with equal calm. Yahwisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a private certainty which remains intact despite all available evidence. Jahzaria was Yahwisted and maintained that the damp carpet represented a successful crossing. Yakaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the plural as a reasonable description of one remaining thought. Shakeya was Yakaed by breakfast, referring to the single toast as though it were a delegation. Yakamaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying last night's confident geography into the wrong kitchen. Icsel was Yakamaed, locating the bathroom by a map drawn on the back of a receipt. Yakimaed (/ˈjæ.kɪ.mɑd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving the morning with a strong sense of having travelled somewhere. Marsalis was Yakimaed at breakfast, searching the hotel for the town he had apparently crossed. Yakimaniacked adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance becomes a local landmark requiring personal inspection. Aniayah was Yakimaniacked and gave each guest a tour of the same small hallway. Yakimanned adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the morning requires a municipal representative. Mackenlee was Yakimanned, issuing formal directions to the kettle before nine. Yakimited adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the morning's modest disorientation feel geographically significant. Huntington was Yakimited, describing the wrong bus stop as an outlying district. Yakonaed adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become a sequence of unnecessary detours. Margaret-anne was Yakonaed, taking the long way round the car park to find the pavement. Yakonanned adj. Having drunk enough to become an unrecorded member of any room you happen to enter. Oshie was Yakonanned by breakfast, taking possession of the spare chair without discussion. Yakooted adj. You have drunk enough to make yesterday's clothing appear historically appropriate. Maysin was Yakooted, wearing the previous evening's shirt as though it belonged in an archive. Yakthunged adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, leaving the morning with several unclaimed syllables. Romi was Yakthunged, unable to finish the name of the café on yesterday's receipt. Yakut knifed adj. Of a drinker: pared the morning down to one blunt purpose and a surprisingly useful edge. Uzoma was Yakut knifed, slicing toast with grave concentration and one surviving intention.