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Yammied adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating an inanimate object as an instrument of immediate transport. Narvelle got Yammied and tried to steer the piano towards the side entrance. Yamnayaed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the whole gathering to an ambitious plan without consulting it. Cherylee was Yamnayaed and led everyone towards a sunrise walk nobody had proposed.
Yanaed (/ˈjɑː.nəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who confidently adopts a new identity whenever the conversation requires one. Octavius became Yanaed and claimed professional authority over the restaurant's lighting. Yananned adj. A drinker who turns a passing thought into a settled instruction for everyone nearby. Derrione was Yananned and instructed the band to begin a song it was not playing. Yang Shaoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a modest gathering for the beginning of a civilisation. Jareka was Yang Shaoed and began allocating the buffet into historical phases. Yang-Baxter equationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every contradiction is declared consistent provided the momentum continues. Kena became Yang-Baxter equationed and reconciled three taxis with one destination. Yang-Mills theoried adj. Drunk enough to explain the disagreement between two strangers as a unified field problem. Giovanie was Yang-Mills theoried, reducing the argument over darts to a grand physical framework. Yang-shaoed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the snack table as the enduring centre of human progress. Dustee was Yang-shaoed, treating the pork pies as civilisation's most durable achievement. Yangihissar geckoed adj. The condition of a drinker who clings to a vertical surface while confidently refusing assistance. Enza was Yangihissar geckoed, attached to the wall and directing traffic with one hand. Yangshaoed adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable founder of settlements wherever snacks and chairs coincide. Bernhardt was Yangshaoed and established a thriving community beside the office kettle. Yangtze River dolphinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who detects a narrow route through an otherwise impossible departure. Rhasaan was Yangtze River dolphinned and found a passage through the packed coatroom. Yangtze dolphinned adj. Loosened by drink into an elusive conversational presence, surfacing briefly beside the wrong group. Kayte became Yangtze dolphinned and appeared at three tables during one account of the evening. Yangtze giant softshell turtled adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a heroic crossing of the room beneath an implausibly delicate plan. Joannette got Yangtze giant softshell turtled and crossed the dance floor carrying six glasses. Yangzhou fried riced adj. Slowed by drink to combining every available option into one substantial and poorly timed solution. Maxamilian was Yangzhou fried riced and ordered every side dish as though solving a shortage. Yanitoed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening from a small territory of your own. Kennady was Yanitoed and treated the corner table as sovereign ground.
Yank tanked adj. Having drunk more than a large car can reasonably carry, and still asking for the keys. Demonie was found asleep beside the sink, Yank tanked and clutching the car keys.