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yester-morrowed (/ˈjɛstə(ɹ)ˌmɒɹəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to account for the gap between yesterday morning and this one, which seems, on reflection, to have gone missing. Cheylyn arrived yester-morrowed, certain it was still Thursday and unwilling to hear otherwise. yester-yeared adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with memories sufficiently old to have acquired poetic importance. Trinie grew yester-yeared and recounted an ordinary bus journey as an age of heroic travel. yestercenturied adj. Having drunk enough to place the last round, the fare, and the walk home in another century. Aliliana became yestercenturied and described the taxi fare as a bargain from another age. yesterdawned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and arriving home at yesterday's dawn. Kinji got yesterdawned after missing the final train and watching the streets brighten. yesterday nighted adj. Of a drinker: unable to say whether the journey home occurred last night or is still under way. Rozalia was yesterday nighted at breakfast and searched the hallway for last night's taxi. yesterday's fish and chipsed adj. Of a drinker who has treated the evening's final round as old news before reaching the taxi rank. Hudhaifa was yesterday's fish and chipsed by closing time, already dismissing the missing wallet. yesterday's newsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes last orders, the taxi, and the missing coat seem settled matters from another age. Veida was yesterday's newsed, dismissing the missing coat as old business before finding it in the bath. yesterday-today-and-tomorrowed adj. A drinker who, after several rounds, treats every coat, taxi, and time of night as interchangeable. Dezhan was yesterday-today-and-tomorrowed, wearing one coat while discussing tomorrow's taxi. yesterday-today-tomorrowed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is treated as an evergreen shrub: past, present, and prospective. Cassandra became yesterday-today-tomorrowed and assigned botanical significance to the pub's changing clientele. yesterdayed (/ˈjɛstədeɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to place the last round, the taxi, and your coat entirely in the past. Salisha was yesterdayed and insisted the taxi had arrived during a previous day. yesterdaynessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the present is regarded as an unduly optimistic account of the past. Sunny grew yesterdaynessed and dated every event in the room to an unspecified earlier period. yesterdomed adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking of ordinary incidents as though recovered from a remote chronicle. Brandice became yesterdomed and described the taxi queue as an institution of vanished civilisation. yestered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the day before as recent history while the current one remains largely theoretical. Aoibhe came downstairs yestered and asked what day it was with the air of someone filing a formal enquiry. yestereened adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken last night for an era requiring scholarly reconstruction. Rodneka became yestereened and reconstructed the previous night's argument from contradictory witnesses. yestereved adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's recollection, which has acquired unwarranted evidential authority. Katie-lee grew yestereved and cited the previous evening as proof of several unlikely theories. yestereveninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still submitting the previous evening as the principal authority on present affairs. Murrin became yestereveninged and appealed repeatedly to events nobody else remembered.