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yesterfanged adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every acquired object as a previous day's legitimate catch. Normalee went yesterfanged and catalogued the ashtrays as though they were an afternoon's haul. yestergayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a former identity review with unnecessary confidence. Laurennicole became yestergayed and announced that yesterday's self had been formally retired.
yestermorned adj. Still drunk, and describing breakfast as though it belonged to a remote historical administration. Zygmond remained yestermorned and blamed the morning's cold toast on ancient policy. yestermorninged adj. Too drunk to distinguish yesterday morning from any other period now safely behind you. Jerita became yestermorninged and placed the previous morning somewhere between infancy and folklore. yestermorrowed adj. Sufficiently drunk to connect yesterday's errors with tomorrow's intentions, while omitting the intervening day. Nobia grew yestermorrowed and promised to correct yesterday's mistake during tomorrow's breakfast. yesterned adj. Having drunk enough to treat yesterday as a complete and continuing jurisdiction. Tayvin became yesterned and requested that today's decisions be referred back to yesterday. yesternighted (/ˈjɛstə(ɹ)naɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with admitting that the preceding night has ended. Demontray remained yesternighted and looked for last night's coat in this evening's wardrobe. yesternooned adj. You have drunk enough to regard yesterday at noon as the most recent reliable timestamp. Laim became yesternooned and signed the receipt with yesterday's lunchtime as the date. yesterseasonned adj. You are drunk and governed by the customs, grievances, and fashions of a former season. Romee became yesterseasonned and requested last winter's menu from the bewildered waiter. yestersoled adj. Of a drinker: operating on the Martian calendar, one planetary day behind the present. Axyl became yestersoled and reported yesterday's errands as though issued from Mars. yesterteched adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken retro-styled machinery for an invitation to conduct a motoring symposium. Taydum became yesterteched and praised the taxi's modern faults as evidence of proper vintage engineering. yestertided adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated into the past and is reluctant to acknowledge the present's jurisdiction. Esain grew yestertided and answered every question with a reference to former circumstances. yestertimed adj. A drinker who has placed the whole evening in the past and is now merely revisiting it. Lundyn became yestertimed and discussed the ongoing conversation as an historical record. yesterweeked adj. A drinker so far gone that the previous week is treated as yesterday and the calendar as a rumour. Calden became yesterweeked and complained that last week's appointment had only just been missed. yesteryeared (/ˈjɛstəjɪəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted recent inconveniences into the venerable past. Junho became yesteryeared and spoke of last week's parking dispute as though it belonged to antiquity.
yestreened adj. Reduced by drink to regarding last night as both immediate experience and inaccessible antiquity. Taressa grew yestreened and asked whether last night's conversation had occurred in the current calendar.