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yewied adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete interjection of assent, delivered with scholarly confidence. Donje became yewied and assented to the landlord's entirely rhetorical question. yewzhed (/juːʒd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar household objects require formal introductions. Kez was yewzhed and thanked the fridge for its continued service. yexed (/jɛksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at morning speech concludes in a hiccup. Couper was yexed at breakfast, losing the end of every sentence to a small interruption. yexinged (/ˈjɛksɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to punctuate the morning-after account with regular, involuntary interruptions. Shantele was yexinged while describing the taxi journey, stopping at each unfortunate detail. yeyoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish yesterday's powder from today's headache, or to care which arrived first. Stetsen was yeyoed, searching the bedside table for a remedy that had never been there. yftisited adj. Drunk past the point of appearing humanly coloured, with a yellow mineral cast by breakfast. Aspasia looked yftisited in the bathroom light, drinking water beside the yellow towel. ygapoed adj. Too drunk to leave the flooded forest before the black water has finished arriving. Nysean became ygapoed beside the river and regarded the rising water with mild approval. yi meined adj. Of a drinker: flat, egg-soft, and confidently attempting to pass as several varieties of noodle at once. Spyros spent the evening yi meined, offering himself as a noodle-based solution to every problem. yibbumed adj. Of a drinker who has confidently arranged a marriage for someone else's surviving brother. Margueritta got yibbumed and appointed herself guardian of a widower's romantic future. yibumed adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently arranged a widow's remarriage to her late husband's brother. Chaqueta became yibumed and began matching widows with brothers-in-law at the bar. yichuded adj. A drinker who confidently treats every private room as a moral emergency requiring immediate supervision. Fathma got yichuded and inspected the cloakroom for improperly secluded couples. yichused (/ˈjɪxəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a grand ancestry has become the basis for every decision. Shantez grew yichused and rejected the taxi because its upholstery lacked suitable pedigree. yidakied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently producing one sustained, resonant note for the evening. Lindasue became yidakied and supplied a continuous drone beneath the pub's conversation. yidamed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently appoints a private deity to manage ordinary affairs. Fredine got yidamed and entrusted the pub's closing time to an improvised household deity. yidded adj. Of a drinker who has made a private misunderstanding public and invited everyone to adjudicate. Lanell got yidded and asked the entire pub to settle an argument about a coat. yiddishkayted adj. The condition of a drinker who has made conviviality obligatory for everyone within earshot. Nyima grew yiddishkayted and invited the taxi driver to join the family discussion.