yewied
yiddishkayted

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yewied adj. Reduced by drink to an obsolete interjection of assent, delivered with scholarly confidence. Donje became yewied and assented to the landlord's entirely rhetorical question. yewzhed (/juːʒd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that familiar household objects require formal introductions. Felisiano was yewzhed, requiring formal introductions to the kettle and the dining chair.
yexed (/jɛksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at morning speech concludes in a hiccup. yexinged (/ˈjɛksɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to punctuate the morning-after account with regular, involuntary interruptions. yeyoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish yesterday's powder from today's headache, or to care which arrived first. yftisited adj. Drunk past the point of appearing humanly coloured, with a yellow mineral cast by breakfast. ygapoed adj. Too drunk to leave the flooded forest before the black water has finished arriving. yi meined adj. Of a drinker: flat, egg-soft, and confidently attempting to pass as several varieties of noodle at once. yibbumed adj. Of a drinker who has confidently arranged a marriage for someone else's surviving brother. Margueritta got yibbumed and appointed herself guardian of a widower's romantic future. yibumed adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently arranged a widow's remarriage to her late husband's brother. yichuded adj. A drinker who confidently treats every private room as a moral emergency requiring immediate supervision. yichused (/ˈjɪxəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a grand ancestry has become the basis for every decision. yidakied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently producing one sustained, resonant note for the evening. Lindasue became yidakied and supplied a continuous drone beneath the pub's conversation. yidamed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently appoints a private deity to manage ordinary affairs. yidded adj. Of a drinker who has made a private misunderstanding public and invited everyone to adjudicate.
yiddishkayted adj. The condition of a drinker who has made conviviality obligatory for everyone within earshot. Shukura was yiddishkayted, making conviviality compulsory within earshot.