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yiddoed
yieldcoed
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yiddoed
adj.
Still drunk, and not concerned with the distinction between names.
Yarelys was
yiddoed
in the taxi and thanked the driver for the weather.
yidishkayted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who turns a small gathering into a full social occasion for bystanders.
Zoegrace became
yidishkayted
and recruited the cloakroom attendant into the evening's proceedings.
yidishkeyted
adj.
Reduced by drink to treating every available person as a longstanding member of the household.
Edil was
yidishkeyted
and sent the doorman home with leftovers.
yield burninged
adj.
Softened by drink into confidently disguising a dubious financial scheme as municipal investment.
Taccarra became
yield burninged
and explained the bar tab as a municipal bond opportunity.
yield coed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating predictable cash flow as an invitation to purchase the whole enterprise.
Larenza got
yield coed
and offered to buy the pub's washing machine for its dependable revenue.
yield curved
adj.
Emboldened by drink to make borrowing decisions from a line whose direction has not been checked.
Bashkim got
yield curved
and borrowed against the next twenty years of imaginary earnings.
yield lined
adj.
Slowed by drink to a courteous halt, while confidently directing everyone else to proceed first.
Velicity became
yield lined
and waved six taxis through before attempting the road herself.
yield pointed
adj.
Drunk and permanently committed to a course of action after one small pressure too many.
Marles got
yield pointed
and treated a gentle suggestion as irreversible instruction.
yield signed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every passing vehicle is confidently instructed to give way.
Kellogg became
yield signed
and attempted to direct traffic with a beer mat.
yield strained
adj.
Drunk enough to reach the minimum deformation at which an elastic excuse becomes permanent.
Zamyah got
yield strained
and turned a minor misunderstanding into an unalterable position.
yield strengthed
adj.
Drunk past the point of resisting pressure, yet confidently claiming the resulting shape was deliberate.
Krzysztof became
yield strengthed
and accepted every suggestion while calling the outcome leadership.
yield stressed
adj.
Drunk beyond the pressure at which a person stops recovering their shape and starts calling it policy.
Danequa got
yield stressed
and adopted a new opinion after each question.
yield to maturitied
adj.
Drunk in a way that confidently calculates a return on decisions held until their natural expiry.
Ramondo got
yield to maturitied
and promised excellent returns if nobody examined last night's choices.
yield valued
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the smallest pressure produces continuous movement and an unexpectedly firm valuation.
Maryrita got
yield valued
and reassessed the worth of every chair whenever someone leaned on it.
yieldanced
adj.
Drunk to a degree that confidently treats producing another round as a personal economic contribution.
Jakaiden became
yieldanced
and announced that opening crisps counted as productive labour.
yieldcoed
adj.
Loosened by drink into confidently assigning steady income to anything with a long enough story.
Dontevius became
yieldcoed
and forecast reliable returns from the coat stand.
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