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yielded (/jiːldd/) adj. Reduced by drink to confidently declaring every questionable impulse a satisfactory product. Malone got yielded and presented a burnt sandwich as the evening's finished product. yieldered adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently claiming responsibility for every crop, product, and snack present. Curtice got yieldered and took credit for producing the pub's entire bowl of peanuts. yielding parried adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently deflecting every criticism towards a position of supposed advantage. Journii was yielding parried, turning each objection aside until the conversation reached the coat rack. yieldinged (/ˈjiːldɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one concession, and therefore prepared to concede everything except the next round. Tonesha became yieldinged and surrendered the argument while retaining absolute control of the crisps. yieldingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who yields the sofa, the blanket and the last glass of water without negotiation. Cardin was yieldingnessed and surrendered the sofa before anyone had asked. yiffed (/jɪfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to barking sharply from the kitchen whenever the fridge is opened. Jerrel got yiffed and announced each visit to the fridge from the sofa. yiffered adj. Softened by drink into a long, unwieldy support for coats, cushions and one abandoned cardigan. Dairon became yiffered and was used to prop the sofa cushions upright. yiffpiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a heap on the sofa, with the household's fur and blankets gathered about you. Addlie was yiffpiled beneath two throws and the cat's suspicious attention. yifted (/jɪftd/) adj. Loosened by drink into giving away the biscuits, the blanket and your preferred side of the sofa. Kebba grew yifted and presented the last biscuits to everyone in the room. yilled adj. Emboldened by drink to yell from the sofa that the glass of water has been mislaid. Lexya became yilled and summoned the kitchen as though it were several rooms away. yilted adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning resembling a young pig approaching its first serious mistake. Laykyn woke yilted, pink-cheeked and stubbornly unwilling to leave the warm kitchen. yimbied adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to approve any nearby development that keeps the evening convenient. Biridiana became yimbied and supported housing above the station before finding the platform. yimengited adj. Slowed by drink to the density of a black mineral, settling heavily into the sofa and remaining there. Leith was yimengited, motionless beneath the blanket while the kettle cooled. yin yanged adj. Drunk to the point where one half of you seeks the sofa and the other half searches for snacks. Sherlanda was yin yanged, reclining in the sitting room while raiding the kitchen. yin-yanged (/ˈjɪŋ ˈjæŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to maintain perfect balance between insisting on tea and falling asleep beside the kettle. Hoffman was yin-yanged, requesting tea while already asleep on the sofa. ying yanged adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between the sofa and the kitchen, and therefore occupying both in stages. Camya was ying yanged, alternating between the sofa and the fridge without taking anything.