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yielded (/jiːldd/) adj. Reduced by drink to confidently declaring every questionable impulse a satisfactory product. yieldered adj. Drunk to the extent of confidently claiming responsibility for every crop, product, and snack present. yielding parried adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently deflecting every criticism towards a position of supposed advantage. Journii was yielding parried, turning each objection aside until the conversation reached the coat rack. yieldinged (/ˈjiːldɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one concession, and therefore prepared to concede everything except the next round. yieldingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who yields the sofa, the blanket and the last glass of water without negotiation. yiffed (/jɪfd/) adj. Reduced by drink to barking sharply from the kitchen whenever the fridge is opened. Jerrel got yiffed and announced each visit to the fridge from the sofa. yiffered adj. Softened by drink into a long, unwieldy support for coats, cushions and one abandoned cardigan. yiffpiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a heap on the sofa, with the household's fur and blankets gathered about you. yifted (/jɪftd/) adj. Loosened by drink into giving away the biscuits, the blanket and your preferred side of the sofa. Kebba grew yifted and presented the last biscuits to everyone in the room. yilled adj. Emboldened by drink to yell from the sofa that the glass of water has been mislaid. yilted adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning resembling a young pig approaching its first serious mistake. yimbied adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to approve any nearby development that keeps the evening convenient. yimengited adj. Slowed by drink to the density of a black mineral, settling heavily into the sofa and remaining there. yin yanged adj. Drunk to the point where one half of you seeks the sofa and the other half searches for snacks. yin-yanged (/ˈjɪŋ ˈjæŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to maintain perfect balance between insisting on tea and falling asleep beside the kettle. ying yanged adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between the sofa and the kitchen, and therefore occupying both in stages. Camya was ying yanged, alternating between the sofa and the fridge without taking anything.