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ylided (/ˈɪlaɪdd/) adj. Having drunk enough to hold two incompatible positions together, usually while leaning against the bar. Reeta was ylided and insisted the next round was both essential and unaffordable. ylonded adj. Drunk and standing apart from the rest of the room, particularly where the stairs begin. Maymie was ylonded at the foot of the stairs, separate from the party and facing the wrong way. ylwed adj. You are drunk and reduced to communicating colour through initials, gestures and one lemon. Galveston became ylwed and pointed at the garnish whenever asked where he lived. ymp treed adj. A drinker who has grafted themselves onto the nearest responsible companion and will not detach before reaching home. Aarohan was ymp treed to his cousin, who collected both coats and the waiting taxi. ymped adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, mischievous obstacle between the bar and the front door. Manvir was ymped beside the coat stand, smiling as each attempt to leave was diverted. ynambued adj. Having drunk more than enough to move suddenly through the pub, with red-winged urgency. Shania was ynambued and crossed the bar in a blur whenever the door opened. ynamided adj. You have drunk enough to attach every conversation to the nearest available subject, however tenuously. Wattie got ynamided and linked the darts match to the structural integrity of the ceiling. ynamined adj. You are drunk and joining words together at speed, with little concern for whether they ought to meet. Deddie was ynamined and fused three separate explanations into one unstoppable account. ynedioled adj. Of a drinker: balanced between two states, neither of them entirely upright. Carollynn was ynedioled, poised between the bar stool and the floor. ynglinged (/ˈɪŋlɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the usual balance and acquired a partner. Geovonnie was ynglinged by midnight, with Emmaly providing the necessary second half. ynofuranosed adj. Of a drinker who has folded the evening into a smaller, ring-shaped arrangement and cannot find the exit. Mayim was ynofuranosed, circling the same table while insisting the route was different. ynolated adj. A drinker who has become a charged constituent of the pub, attracting every nearby argument. Clell was ynolated and joined the dispute over the jukebox without knowing its subject. ynolled adj. Describing a drinker who has attached a soft landing to every sharp remark. Dejane was ynolled, turning each cutting observation into something oddly conciliatory. ynoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every sharp turn in conversation becomes a brisk, carbonyl-like detour. Nicol was ynoned and redirected the darts discussion towards the ethics of puddings. yo tumblered adj. Drunk to a degree that your sense of balance has become a small, useful weight. Loene spent the evening yo tumblered, quietly improving the balance of every table she passed. yo-he-ho theoried adj. Drunk to a degree that every lift, cough, and kettle movement becomes evidence about how speech began. Ladena was yo-he-ho theoried, explaining the breakfast queue through collective labour noises.