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yobbishnessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating public disorder as a modest personal accomplishment. Odet was yobbishnessed, having converted the queue for the lavatory into a constitutional crisis. yobbismed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes hooliganism for a form of civic engagement. Lyzeth grew yobbismed and delivered a campaign speech to the fruit machine. yobboed (/ˈjɒbəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to the civic stature of someone whose chief public duty is shouting near a bin. Azilynn was yobboed by closing time, delivering policy statements beside the wheelie bins. yobibyted (/ˈjɒbɪˌbaɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an exacting capacity for storing one more irrelevant detail. Islee grew yobibyted and recited the full numerical distinction while waiting for chips. yobidashied adj. Loosened by drink into a functionary who announces the combatants, constructs the ring, and forgets the announcement. Lavae became yobidashied and prepared the dance floor before introducing two people already acquainted. yobimodoshied adj. Too drunk to pull someone into confidence, release them suddenly, and send the conversation downhill. Blakelynn went yobimodoshied and withdrew her invitation halfway through the handshake. yobisuted adj. Sufficiently drunk to address every acquaintance by name, with the ceremony removed. Siona went yobisuted and called the managing director Graham throughout dinner. yoboed adj. Softened by drink into a small public nuisance, with the rough edges rounded by tiredness. Judithanne was yoboed, apologising to the pavement before sitting down beside it. yoccoed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a bitter bark preparation for a reliable answer to fatigue and hunger. Daidrian went yoccoed and recommended the plant drink to everyone waiting for supper. yocked (/jɒkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can politely accommodate in hearty laughter. Joniel got yocked and laughed through the landlord's explanation of the broken latch. yockelled adj. You are drunk and persistently calling attention to yourself from the branches of conversation. Kyiren went yockelled and interrupted every table with a fresh, uneven announcement. yoctoampered adj. Of a drinker: exerting almost no force, yet somehow requiring the whole party to compensate. Alecha went yoctoampered and needed three friends to negotiate the short walk home. yoctogramed adj. Of a drinker who has become so slight in purpose that others must supply the momentum. Trasa went yoctogramed and let Jealisa steer every decision after the second round. yoctogrammed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an almost negligible presence but remains socially inconvenient. Mykhail went yoctogrammed and vanished from each conversation without leaving anyone a turn. yoctokataled adj. A drinker who produces negligible useful activity while catalysing arguments among everyone nearby. Larain went yoctokataled and somehow started two disputes without finishing a sentence. yoctolitered adj. A drinker so far gone that almost nothing remains of the evening, though everyone else must contain it. Kovi went yoctolitered and was passed between friends like a nearly empty glass.