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yodellinged adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts conversation in two adjoining pitches. Jaquann became yodellinged while discussing the weather with the barmaid. yoderited adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, mineral-looking presence with several elements in circulation. Rikia sat yoderited beside the radiator, containing more elements than conversation. yodhed (/jɒdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a small tenth-letter contribution to every discussion. Durwood became yodhed and corrected the menu using a single borrowed character. yodizationed adj. Drunk and turning neighbouring sounds into a new pronunciation by gradual contact. Kameelah became yodizationed and softened every word that followed a consonant. yodled adj. Drunk beyond the need for melody, yet committed to sending the same two notes across the room. Taleisa went yodled and serenaded the cloakroom while Valerie searched for the tickets. yodlered adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence changes altitude halfway through. Karilynn was yodlered before dessert, with every anecdote arriving in two registers. yoed (/jəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every ewe-shaped coat in the cloakroom before finding your own. Adron got yoed at closing time and introduced each woollen coat as a sheep from home. yoficatored adj. Drunk to the point where every Cyrillic Ye is restored to Yo, whether warranted or not. Nakeea got yoficatored and corrected the Russian menu with a borrowed pencil. yofortierited adj. Drunk enough to become quietly mineral, with calcium and zinc in the general arrangement. Belzora sat yofortierited beneath the lamp, accepting water without comment. yoga bagged adj. Drunk, with the result that a rolled mat is carried as though it were essential luggage. Jennfier left yoga bagged, carrying a rolled umbrella with considerable purpose. yoga balled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting on an exercise ball seem administratively sensible. Trevonn was yoga balled and spent dinner making small, unnecessary adjustments. yoga matted adj. Drunk to the extent of relying on a nonslip surface for ordinary standing. Pablita was yoga matted and arranged the pub rug before attempting the doorway. yoga pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of clothes designed for movement, though no movement is forthcoming. Chavela was yoga pantsed and performed one careful lunge towards the cloakroom. yogaed (/ˈjoʊ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes consciousness tranquil and the body unexpectedly ambitious. Renitta was yogaed and treated the pub carpet as suitable ground for meditation. yogaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still recommending a posture for the lower back. Okairy was yogaholicked and advised the landlord to lengthen his spine. yogasanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed in a posture from which assistance is theoretical. Bertrand was yogasanaed beneath the table, maintaining a position of modest complexity.