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yodellinged adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts conversation in two adjoining pitches. yoderited adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, mineral-looking presence with several elements in circulation. yodhed (/jɒdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a small tenth-letter contribution to every discussion. yodizationed adj. Drunk and turning neighbouring sounds into a new pronunciation by gradual contact. Kameelah became yodizationed and softened every word that followed a consonant. yodled adj. Drunk beyond the need for melody, yet committed to sending the same two notes across the room. yodlered adj. A drinker so far gone that each sentence changes altitude halfway through. yoed (/jəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to identify every ewe-shaped coat in the cloakroom before finding your own. yoficatored adj. Drunk to the point where every Cyrillic Ye is restored to Yo, whether warranted or not. yofortierited adj. Drunk enough to become quietly mineral, with calcium and zinc in the general arrangement. yoga bagged adj. Drunk, with the result that a rolled mat is carried as though it were essential luggage. yoga balled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes sitting on an exercise ball seem administratively sensible. Kristyanne became yoga balled in the hallway, finding administrative merit in sitting upon exercise equipment. yoga matted adj. Drunk to the extent of relying on a nonslip surface for ordinary standing. yoga pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of clothes designed for movement, though no movement is forthcoming. yogaed (/ˈjoʊ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes consciousness tranquil and the body unexpectedly ambitious. Zhander was yogaed at dawn, tranquil in consciousness and ambitious with one sock. yogaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still recommending a posture for the lower back. Okairy was yogaholicked and advised the landlord to lengthen his spine. yogasanaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed in a posture from which assistance is theoretical. Bertrand was yogasanaed beneath the table, maintaining a position of modest complexity.