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yogasmed (/ˈjəʊɡazm̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to attempt a climactic stretch while no longer knowing which way is up. yogathonned adj. Softened by drink into continuing a balance exercise long after the muscles have withdrawn their support. yogaweared adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every seam of elastic clothing as a matter requiring immediate adjustment. yogeed adj. Still drunk, and attempting silent concentration while the body makes independent arrangements. yoggered adj. Loosened by drink into carrying a firearm with the relaxed coordination of a dropped umbrella. Aliezah looked yoggered, waving the object about while missing every intended gesture. yoghed (/jɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every difficult sound as though addressing a medieval manuscript. yogheed adj. Too drunk to place one foot confidently ahead of the other, but not too drunk to try. yoghied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a wobble for a deliberate posture and maintain it. yoghourted adj. Drunk since last orders, and curdled into the firm belief that the night bus is a personal conveyance. yoghurded adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickening steadily whenever the prospect of going home is mentioned. yoghurt cheesed adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, cultured consistency, with all movement requiring a considered pause. yoghurt knittered adj. Drunk and intent on joining unrelated matters with patient, woolly concentration. yoghurt knittinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which loose ends are noticed, let alone successfully joined. yoghurt makered adj. You are drunk and operating the evening's final appliance: producing a warm, settled excuse to stay in. yoghurt-knittered adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is interpreted as evidence of a wider social pattern. yoghurt-knittinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at coordination into a patient, expanding tangle.