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yogasmed (/ˈjəʊɡazm̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to attempt a climactic stretch while no longer knowing which way is up. Venora attempted the final pose, yogasmed, and required the mat to be retrieved from the hedge. yogathonned adj. Softened by drink into continuing a balance exercise long after the muscles have withdrawn their support. Lilybelle became yogathonned halfway through the class and completed the pose against a radiator. yogaweared adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every seam of elastic clothing as a matter requiring immediate adjustment. Bogdan arrived yogaweared, correcting his waistband between each cautious step downstairs. yogeed adj. Still drunk, and attempting silent concentration while the body makes independent arrangements. Anjani was yogeed, sitting upright until the chair slowly became horizontal. yoggered adj. Loosened by drink into carrying a firearm with the relaxed coordination of a dropped umbrella. Aliezah looked yoggered, waving the object about while missing every intended gesture. yoghed (/jɒɡd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to pronounce every difficult sound as though addressing a medieval manuscript. Rashiyah grew yoghed and recited obsolete letters while negotiating the stairs. yogheed adj. Too drunk to place one foot confidently ahead of the other, but not too drunk to try. Musah was yogheed, taking the stairs with admirable intent and uncertain geometry. yoghied adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a wobble for a deliberate posture and maintain it. Massimo was yoghied, holding an accidental lean as though awaiting instruction. yoghourted adj. Drunk since last orders, and curdled into the firm belief that the night bus is a personal conveyance. Cevon, yoghourted, waved at three buses before accepting that none was bound for home. yoghurded adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickening steadily whenever the prospect of going home is mentioned. Euriah was yoghurded before the meal arrived and treated the taxi rank as an optional destination. yoghurt cheesed adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, cultured consistency, with all movement requiring a considered pause. Nastashia was yoghurt cheesed by the third step and rested against the wall. yoghurt knittered adj. Drunk and intent on joining unrelated matters with patient, woolly concentration. Eevee was yoghurt knittered, linking the coat hooks together with a shoelace. yoghurt knittinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which loose ends are noticed, let alone successfully joined. Stevenson was yoghurt knittinged, holding two sleeves together and searching for the missing jumper. yoghurt makered adj. You are drunk and operating the evening's final appliance: producing a warm, settled excuse to stay in. Carsan got yoghurt makered after last orders and proposed returning home to prepare a batch. yoghurt-knittered adj. Drunk to the point where every wobble is interpreted as evidence of a wider social pattern. Dorottya was yoghurt-knittered, blaming the uneven pavement on municipal priorities. yoghurt-knittinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at coordination into a patient, expanding tangle. Calum was yoghurt-knittinged, rearranging his feet without improving their destination.