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yogurt-makered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into an electrical domestic experiment with uncertain settings. yogurted (/ˈjɒ.ɡətd/) adj. Too drunk to remain fluid in conversation, but still able to accept another round. Kerel became yogurted near closing time and spent ten minutes deciding which sleeve was his. yohimbaed adj. Describing a drinker who grows tree-like beside the exit, rooted until the taxi arrives. yohimbed adj. A drinker who stands tall and woody through the final round, then forgets where the roots are. yohimbenined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically uncertain, particularly when choosing between the last bus and another round. yohimbied adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home branches repeatedly, with no route reaching the destination. yohimbined (/jəʊˈhɪm.biːnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking every impulse except the least advisable one. yohimbinizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a gradual medicinal conversion into someone difficult to restrain. yohimbinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete stimulant, with antiquated confidence in one’s own remedies. yohourthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to thicken at the taxi rank and mistake waiting for a journey. yoied adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a guarded stance against furniture and unsolicited advice. Kerryn stood yoied beside the piano, fists closed and elbows carefully uninformative. yoiked adj. Still drunk, and expressing each recollection as an unaccompanied northern chant. yoinked (/jɔɪŋkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unremarkable person from a figure of considerable consequence. yoited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a yellowhammer’s call seem like a reasonable contribution to conversation. yojanaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure every journey in ancient distances and to underestimate each one. yojanned adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the route home in obsolete Indian measurements. Stelmo became yojanned and rejected the map as insufficiently antiquarian.