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yogurt-makered adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into an electrical domestic experiment with uncertain settings. Aylia went yogurt-makered after the final round and tried to plug her coat into the taxi meter. yogurted (/ˈjɒ.ɡətd/) adj. Too drunk to remain fluid in conversation, but still able to accept another round. Kerel became yogurted near closing time and spent ten minutes deciding which sleeve was his. yohimbaed adj. Describing a drinker who grows tree-like beside the exit, rooted until the taxi arrives. Sophiarose stood yohimbaed by the door, branches of coat and scarf obscuring the way out. yohimbed adj. A drinker who stands tall and woody through the final round, then forgets where the roots are. Shauntice was yohimbed beside the bar, upright but making no progress towards the cloakroom. yohimbenined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically uncertain, particularly when choosing between the last bus and another round. Hidayah became yohimbenined after closing time and could not establish whether the taxi had arrived. yohimbied adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home branches repeatedly, with no route reaching the destination. Jarez went yohimbied outside the pub and considered three unrelated streets before choosing one. yohimbined (/jəʊˈhɪm.biːnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of blocking every impulse except the least advisable one. Jaidn became yohimbined and attempted to regulate the bar’s impulses from a corner table. yohimbinizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and undergoing a gradual medicinal conversion into someone difficult to restrain. Aoibhinn was yohimbinizationed by closing time and attempted treatment on the entire table. yohimbinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete stimulant, with antiquated confidence in one’s own remedies. Sebashtian went yohimbinned and prescribed decisive action for a minor dispute over crisps. yohourthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to thicken at the taxi rank and mistake waiting for a journey. Heathe stood yohourthed beneath the streetlamp while the taxi completed its approach. yoied adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a guarded stance against furniture and unsolicited advice. Kerryn stood yoied beside the piano, fists closed and elbows carefully uninformative. yoiked adj. Still drunk, and expressing each recollection as an unaccompanied northern chant. Laqunita was yoiked at breakfast and sang her account of the previous evening to Jaymichael. yoinked (/jɔɪŋkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an unremarkable person from a figure of considerable consequence. Emma-lynn got yoinked and spent twenty minutes interviewing an ordinary man about his achievements. yoited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a yellowhammer’s call seem like a reasonable contribution to conversation. Valton was yoited and supplied the bar with a bright, repeated note. yojanaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure every journey in ancient distances and to underestimate each one. Mackenize was yojanaed and announced that the taxi rank lay only two historical units away. yojanned adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the route home in obsolete Indian measurements. Stelmo became yojanned and rejected the map as insufficiently antiquarian.