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YABA'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every morning-after explanation as yet another bloody acronym. Jermarius was YABA'd, abbreviating the cause of the headache before finding the actual words. YAC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a chromosome assembled in a laboratory, one fragment at a time. Lowana was YAC'd, taking several minutes to explain why the jukebox needed a different song.
YAF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and entering a prolonged fictional phase involving a difficult family. Jahaun got YAF'd and explained the emotional arc of the kebab to everyone present. YAG'd adj. Softened by drink into a synthetic gemstone, useful chiefly when someone requires a laser. Roenia was YAG'd, decorative and surprisingly serviceable whenever the conversation required precision. YAGNI'd adj. Having drunk more than required and demonstrating, at length, that the evening required it. Laquail got YAGNI'd and ordered another round before anyone had asked for one. YASD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making one careless move after last orders and losing the entire route home. Charissa got YASD'd by stepping confidently onto the wrong night bus. Yaakued adj. Drunk and preserving the discreet, difficult-to-locate manner of something that belongs in deep woodland. Petrice was Yaakued, standing quietly among the trees behind the pub. Yabimed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at sociability has become an expedition into unmapped territory. Majur was Yabimed, navigating the buffet as though it lay beyond all familiar borders. Yablochkov candled adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary illumination, emitting a theatrical glow from an unsustainable arrangement. Souline became Yablochkov candled and lit the conversation without contributing much heat. Yadavaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes inherited dignity and practical judgement appear equally remote. Sharielle was Yadavaed and appointed herself custodian of everyone else's coats. Yadaved adj. Drunk beyond the point at which pastoral restraint can be expected, though no livestock are involved. Godfred was Yadaved, attempting to marshal the bar's stools into a grazing formation. Yagaraed (/ˈjaɡərəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the entire room into a settled jurisdiction of personal concern. Yalexia went Yagaraed and began arbitrating disputes between people who were not disputing. Yaghan dogged adj. Drunk to the extent of following an obscure instinct towards home, regardless of intervening geography. Kaithlyn got Yaghan dogged and tracked the smell of toast through three unfamiliar streets. Yaghanned adj. Having drunk enough to preserve only the outline of an earlier person, with the particulars dispersed. Nacole became Yaghanned and supplied three incompatible accounts of the same taxi journey. Yaghnobed adj. Drunk on the strength of one remote recollection, repeatedly offered as though it settled the matter. Kemya was Yaghnobed, citing a distant valley whenever the conversation required evidence.
Yaghnobied adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting all movement as though negotiating a narrow mountain valley. Dinasty was Yaghnobied, crossing the lounge by the longest route available.