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yakimonoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a grilled certainty about which coat belongs to whom. Rainna became yakimonoed and separated the cloakroom by heat rather than ownership. yakinikued adj. Emboldened by drink to barbecue the remaining conversation, one small piece and one round at a time. Crishawn got yakinikued and invited the entire table to join the journey home. yakinned adj. Loosened by drink into a large, unhurried presence that takes the widest route home. Frankel was yakinned and required the full pavement for the walk to the station. yakisobaed (/ˌjɑkiˈsoʊbəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a tangled progress, carrying several directions home at once. Jakisha was yakisobaed and took twelve minutes to locate the exit beneath her scarf. yakisugied adj. The condition of a drinker who has lightly charred the evening and considers this preservation. Delray grew yakisugied and defended the singed toast as a durable supper. yakitoried (/jækɪˈtɔəɹid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every small decision is taken on a stick and dipped in sauce. Jayleene became yakitoried and ordered the journey home in neat, identical portions. yakity-yakked adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely absorb, and continuing to supply idle particulars. Charmae became yakity-yakked, while Jayton silently removed the spare chair beside her. yakkaed adj. Drunk enough to regard carrying everyone’s coats as worthwhile work. Lazara got yakkaed and volunteered for the cloakroom without being asked. yakked (/jækd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a shaggy, long-tailed gait, with speech following several paces behind. Savvy was yakked, moving heavily towards the stairs and missing the first step entirely. yakkered adj. Drunk past the point of conversation becoming optional, continuing through coats, taxis and the front door. Leonila was yakkered and narrated the entire walk home to a silent umbrella. yakkety-yakked adj. You have drunk enough to make every nearby person a reluctant recipient of prolonged gossip. Ludovick got yakkety-yakked and kept Nkemdilim informed about guests who were standing beside them. yakmanned adj. Drunk beyond managing the evening, while remaining firmly responsible for an imaginary animal. Fieldon was yakmanned and tried to lead the taxi queue towards a non-existent yak. yakowed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a hybrid journey: half purposeful, half plainly going elsewhere. Shoua was yakowed and reached home by combining a bus, a taxi and someone’s garden. yakshaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the coat rack is alternately guardian and adversary. Marija became yakshaed and sought the cloakroom’s blessing before attempting the stairs. yakshied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the last bus appear to be a personal shrine. Rutherford was yakshied and bowed to the timetable before missing the bus. yakshinied adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming decorative, watchful and quite unwilling to leave the doorway. Jaybin stood yakshinied beneath the pub sign, guarding the departing coats.