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yakskinned adj. Drunk on the strength of an exceptionally warm coat, and unwilling to surrender it to the cloakroom. Min was yakskinned and wore the landlord’s spare coat all the way home. yakuzaed (/ˈjækuːzəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the dispersal of coats with quiet organised authority. Diamonta was yakuzaed and assigned every coat a route home. yaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and swivelling both ways to locate the way out. Aadhavan was yaled and changed direction whenever anyone mentioned the station. yalied adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhabiting the doorway as though it were a waterside residence. Ibtissam was yalied and settled beneath the awning with her coat for company. yalkaparidontided adj. Still drunk, and moving with the dignified delay of something recovered from a very old fossil bed. Caylob was yalkaparidontided, arriving home after the taxi had become historical. yallar dogged adj. Softened by drink into a warmly pronounced companion of no fixed purpose. Nitzia was yallar dogged and referred to the barman as her oldest colleague. yaller dogged adj. Sharpened by drink into an unmistakably poor proposition, despite reasonable presentation. Kalel was yaller dogged and attempted to sell his own umbrella back to himself. yalmanned adj. Too drunk to choose an edge, but quite capable of finding one on the journey home. Ramzan was yalmanned and repeatedly challenged the kerb to a duel. yam beaned adj. Drunk and crisp in manner, with the starchy self-possession of a root vegetable kept in reserve. Cherylin was yam beaned, maintaining a firm silence beside the buffet. yam caked (/ˈjæm keɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to present a composed exterior while possessing the internal consistency of a steamed savoury pudding. Teri-lynn became yam caked and sat immovably beside the karaoke machine. yam daisied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a wild edible from a floral matter of considerable personal significance. Sebastyen went yam daisied and attempted to identify the table decorations by root system. yam sticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a stout stick, and inclined to use it for digging or balance. Ashwyn arrived yam sticked, prodding the flowerbed while Anyanka looked for the door. yam yammed adj. Drunk beyond intelligibility, and speaking in a regional dialect which the surrounding county cannot quite place. Marisha was yam yammed and conducted the entire taxi negotiation in an undetermined Black Country register. yamabushied adj. Drunk in a way that favours mountain solitude, severe silence, and an unnecessary period of spiritual retreat. Yorkabel became yamabushied and withdrew to the garden shed to contemplate the hedges. yamachaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carefully balancing a small cap on an increasingly unreliable head. Ortiz was yamachaed, while Canda retrieved the fallen cap for the fourth time. yamadoued adj. Drunk, with the result that one acquires an archaic oiliness and leaves every surface faintly suspect. Merissa was yamadoued and made the banister shine without apparent assistance.