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yarayed adj. Softened by drink into a tall, patient palm beside the kitchen window. yarbed adj. Sharpened by drink into an herb-seeking person who can no longer identify the herb cupboard. yarbled (/ˈjɑː(ɹ)bəld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a wobbling, solitary presence who requires the sofa's full support. yarblockosed (/jɑː(ɹ)blɒkəʊsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the furniture, the doorway, and eventually the kettle. yarboroughed adj. Slowed by drink to a hand containing no high cards, no aces, and no useful decisions. yarcoed adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a public square, with crisps available to all. yard armed adj. Drunk, with the result that each outstretched arm becomes a signal halyard for attracting another round. Darshaun yard armed at last orders, signalling magnificently for one final round. yard birded adj. Drunk on the strength of cheap drink, clucking over scraps and roosting wherever the pub permits. yard darted adj. Drunk beyond safe accuracy, sending household objects across the room with sporting confidence. Toshio yard darted a cushion across the lounge with the misplaced assurance of a games instructor. yard dutied adj. Drunk in a way that has made supervising the sofa cushions a formal responsibility. yard fowled adj. Still drunk, and clucking around the pub garden in search of scraps and a suitable perch. yard goated adj. Drunk, with the result that every item in the kitchen is being shunted into a new position. Quamisha was yard goated, moving mugs between the draining board and the table. yard goodsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every domestic textile appear ready for sale by the metre. Azelie was yard goodsed, offering the tablecloth by the metre before breakfast. yard jockeyed adj. Drunk to the extent of switching chairs, cushions, and glasses without reaching a final arrangement. yard lighted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the garden, the shed, and the bins seem in need of illumination. yard of aled adj. Drunk on the strength of a formidable draught, and now requiring a glass of water beside the sofa. Shonte was yard of aled after the formidable draught, with water beside the sofa.