yardagedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Xong attempted to order a round of drinks for a group of squirrels, thinking they deserved a night out just like humans, showing true yardaged behavior.yardangedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.The party host raised an eyebrow as Eyup stumbled in, clearly yardanged.yardarmedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.yardbirded(/ˈjɑːd.bəːdd/)adj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Aizlyn attempted to high-five a mirror, completely unaware of how yardbirded they appeared.yarded(/jɑːdd/)adj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Redonda vogued like their life depended on it, fiercely yarded.yardenedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.yarderedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Hildegard challenged a bouncer to a thumb war to gain entry to the club, determinedly yardered.yardfowled(/ˈjɑːdfaʊld/)adj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.yardfowlismedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.yardfulledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Yalexia proclaimed their undying love for a pizza, passionately declaring it to be their soulmate, while clearly yardfulled.yardgoatedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.Tangled in fairy lights, Vonita realized they were hopelessly yardgoated.yardgrassedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Amidst a sea of partygoers, a yardgrassed Takema tried to negotiate with a houseplant.yardhorsedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.yardiedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.yardkeepedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.yardlandedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.