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yardmanned (/ˈjɑɹdmənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of supervising every available patch of ground, whether asked or not. Wilfrid got yardmanned and reorganised the pub garden according to an undisclosed plan. yardmastered adj. Drunk on the strength of which every movement in the room becomes a railway operation. Roxene became yardmastered and assigned each guest a platform beside the bar. yardpersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still in charge of a yard nobody has agreed exists. Daejah was yardpersonned and regulated traffic between the kitchen and the sofa. yardroomed (/ˈjɑːdˌɹʊmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring considerably more room than the furniture allows. Paytin became yardroomed and expanded ceremonially into the space between four chairs. yardroped adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt to rise becomes a slow hoisting operation. Nimrah was yardroped from the bench while Atreau held the door. yardsaled adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic clearance, with every conversation and possession liable to be passed on. Trynity was yardsaled, distributing unopened sauces among people she had just met. yardsmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as foreman of whatever disorder remains. Saanvi got yardsmanned and inspected the empty glasses for operational failures. yardsnapped adj. Still drunk, and fastening every loose conversation to the nearest available subject. Sandara was yardsnapped, attaching each new anecdote to the previous one. yardsticked (/ˈjɑːdˌstɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to judge a distance without measuring it, preferably with something entirely unsuitable. Carmah got yardsticked and measured the corridor with a rolled newspaper. yardwanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to use an ornamental branch as an instrument of exact measurement. Imojen became yardwanded and tested the dining room against a fallen twig. yardworked adj. Having drunk more than the garden can reasonably be expected to absorb. Emily-ann became yardworked and watered the paving stones with quiet conviction. yaretaed adj. You are drunk and growing steadily more cushion-like beneath the conversation. Brett became yaretaed and occupied the footwell with alpine composure. yarfaed adj. Drunk and settling into the low, damp patience of a peat bog. Saesha was yarfaed and accepted the armchair as a permanent arrangement. yarged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker wrapped in several opinions and difficult to unwrap. Valena was yarged, surrounded by coats and unwilling to surrender any of them. yarghulled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ancient reed music seem the obvious solution to modern administration. Jerjuan became yarghulled and proposed settling the rota through a ceremonial duet. yari-yaried adj. Of a drinker who has become woody, tropical, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Adreauna was yari-yaried, leaning against the bar like valuable timber.