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yattered adj. Drunk beyond useful conversation, with every remaining thought offered to the nearest coat. Mariajulia got yattered before last orders and told the same story to four unoccupied jackets. yatteringed adj. Drunk in a way that converts the journey home into a continuous supply of trivial remarks. Corinna became yatteringed after the third round and narrated the pavement all the way to the station. yattled adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk home proceeds under the patient supervision of an imaginary workhorse. Misako got yattled and urged her tired legs onwards as though driving an elderly mare home. yatzied adj. Drunk to a degree that every round becomes a throw of the dice and every coat a winning combination. Blondie got yatzied and attempted to settle the final round by rolling dice on the bar. yaubooed adj. Having drunk enough to become useful chiefly for carrying the group's burdens homewards. Enrique went yaubooed and transported the round's abandoned coats without complaint. yauchted adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete spelling and a renewed conviction that the harbour awaits. Shafonda became yauchted and announced an expedition from the kitchen to the hall. yauded adj. Drunk on the strength of a long day's labour, and now proceeding home by stubborn traction alone. Shevella got yauded after the final round and pulled the entire party towards the taxi rank. yauled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes four to six oars seem a reasonable means of crossing the carpet. Mykaila went yauled and attempted to row across the sitting room with two umbrellas. yaupanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking the holly beside the exit for a sensible nightcap. Kasonya became yaupanned and attempted to finish the evening with berries from the pub garden. yauped adj. Describing a drinker who emits a sharp bark at intervals, without an evident external cause. Kristos became yauped and startled the table whenever anyone mentioned dessert. yaupered adj. A drinker so far gone that vigorous crying has been mistaken for an established occupation. Moraima became yaupered and delivered each request as a forceful cry. yauponned (/ˈjoʊˌpɑnd/) adj. Still drunk, and liable to regard a holly hedge as both landmark and provision shop. Lakila remained yauponned on the morning walk, stopping to consult the hedge about the route home. yautiaed adj. You have drunk enough to view the journey home as a Caribbean harvest, with supper still to be gathered. Halle-rae got yautiaed and searched the pavement for something edible after the final round. yavaed (/jɑː.vəd/) adj. You are drunk and still addressing the South Pacific plant as though it remembers what happened. Isaie was yavaed at breakfast, asking the shrub whether he had actually sung in the hallway. yavapaiited adj. You are drunk and faintly mineral, pink in the face, iron-rich in resolve, and waiting for a taxi. Jolita became yavapaiited after last orders, glowing pink beneath the taxi rank's streetlight. yaw dampered adj. Drunk past the point of suppressing the natural Dutch roll, despite carefully timed corrective gestures. Geddes was yaw dampered, applying automatic rudder inputs to the coat stand.